Nizmo

yeah Alex haha i want to make it my background on my computer ..... if people find it offensive then they shouldnt be standing round my desk!!

Al: Blame Paul he took it. :slap: for using Caps!

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives......... "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how spella 'Mississippi'." I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!

Thats ok Paul wouldnt bring my worst enemy to this wedding. The Brides brother was the one that got married earlier this year and his brides dad in his wedding speech mentioned the first time the poor girl got her period! Me n Emily will just sit in the corner ..... get pissed ... and pass more predictions on the next to go ..... which will be Lance. (i grew up with these guys: Lindsay 21 (married) his sister Vanessa 18 (one getting married), Lance 22 his sister Emily 19)

Cool you going to tell me where to put the posters ..... maybe on the wall behind your car .... i needed someone to tell me whether they are straight when i put them up .... thanks for volunteering your a champ :grouphug: ...... so u want the other stuff. U know the black table at end of bed my stereo system sits on ..... might need a bean bag with that one tho cos its low .... or you remember when plastic furniture came back into fashion - DOES anyone have blow up couches??

Yeah dont wanna come do ya Paul LOL ..... need protection from Lindsays Brother-in-law ........ stoopid trailer park looking mo-fo hitting on me! What a way to spend a weekend!! We initially werent going to go cos the brides a bitch but my parents and i had a conscience and decided that we would. As for this weekend and next weekend ..... of coarse i am its the season to be jolly tra-la-la lala

i have plastic fantastic chairs ..... and i have a black coffee table (cheapo wood one) that will hold a TV - but unfortunately none of this stuff will fit in the Skyline - so if you have a way of getting it there n back you can borrow it! I have a poster of a blue R34 ...... I have a helmet ......... Its a Nizmo sell off everything must go!! ok getting carried away. oh and we have heaps of HSV posters

we can get smashed inside on Sunday Esky stylzzz. But i think since Metros is sponsoring it they may not have that ..... cos they will lose customers etc etc etc. Well if my place is free we could always hold a BBQ or something on Sundya there. See if the folks are going to Bunbury first.

Glowsticks to the Bottom of carts what an idea!! Plz dont make it the 1st of November tho as i have a Hillbilly wedding to go too! Yeah it was where it twas last year.

ok we arent going to Hogs Breath then ...... cant have you sitting there daydreaming about all those memories Aidwin! U can have a romantic dinner with the SAU crew :uh-huh: what way to spend an evening!!

sticks n stones may break my bones but whips n chains excite me. So what are we going to do Sunday peeps??

Alex, Alex ... Alex of the Jungle Strong as he may be ......... Watch out for that tree.

good be? *wheres my head .... i meant "could be"

cool i good be a Buxom Wench .......

Porl - sounds like some kinda new Pork Product. Porkin Porl .......... ok im done now!!

Im sure we can work something out Paul :uh-huh:

Porl - do u know when are the shirts going to be ready?

cool - make sure you save me some stickers Paul!!

going to rain on Friday too. Druck ..... is that between Drunk and phucked paul?

good exercise for ya babe

It was taken back when i was 15 .... just before my 16th Birthday .... that was taken in the studio ...... there rest were in Allendale Square in the city (was wearing a $500 cargo dress!) and Forest Place .... i dont have the ones from Forest Place - my old agent has still got most of them .... or chucked them by now .... who knows. Aidwin .... when it comes to Barstaff theres a secret hun .... my ex taught me how to attract barstaffs attention really well - you dont even need a set of boobs to do it ..... although it helps. When we are at Metros i'll show you how to do it hun

*note to self ..... make sure bartender puts double shots of vodka into Aidwins orange

haha let paul drink what he likes if it means he's going to stay longer .......... otherwise when clock strikes midnight paul turns into a partay hating pumpkin.

haha yeah just make sure i dont mix my drinks otherwise i'll wake up yukky ....... if i stick to girly drinks i sohuld be right ..... red wine doesnt give me a hangover.

yeah cos a few of us are comming from the Cannington area it shouldnt be hard to get together a taxi/maxi taxi for the way out ..... so it should work out cheap. Long time since you gone clubbing Aidwin - yeah me too its been like ......2 months at least since ive been into Northbridge!!