Nizmo
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i should be a morning radio DJ - the amount of dodgy stuff i know to talk about stop teasing Richie - i'll make sure i rub it in on my days off - where im going what im doing - what glorious weather it is
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yeah its bullshit but at the same time we dont want elephant men either haha Paul Walker has had a penis extension - i know i mentioned this before but i dont think you guys were around. He wants to be the biggest any girls been with *shrugs* sounds liek a tool to me.
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its called boredom Ross. At lunch i went outside as you do and i was friggin squinting cos in the god damn 4 hours of darkness ive been cooped up and my eyes couldnt adjust to light. So depressing feel like im in gaol! Yes love seinfield even if they do repeat it heaps bit like the Simpsons - timeless classic that i'll force my kids to watch in 20 years time weather is ok
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i heard that it was uncensored on Foxtel ...... i was told a lie!
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Richie haha is starts to matter when ya making love to a baby-man thing. Average up is good ...... prawn dick is not good. reminds me of the Seinfield Episode last night: Pigmen and the women who love them .... LMAO.
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well he would want to have some kinda talent cos he would probably be the size of a prawn .... maybe it was him and her in my parents back block withthe huge dildo haha .
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yeah some oif the shows are a set up but how do you explain about two years ago two Jerry Springer contestants - one murdered the other eh?
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but all of him would be mini cos it doesnt look like hes got a third leg and he wouldnt even come up to her ummm navel he would have to stand on a couple of yellow pages to get even close i think.
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yeah thats what i was going to say would be like making love to a munchkin ..... well basically i guess you would be. Its liek the episode of Jerry SPringer "Who wants to marry a dwarf" All these full grown chicks that never met this dwarf guy before were fighting over him to marry him...... some people get their jollies out of the most disturbing things.
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yeah they measured me at gym - 188cm hmmm didnt think the magazine was that old - it was from when just after Reggie won BB! But that would be um gross .... i mean i know shes a yoga instructor so she must be flexible but ewww i mean ewww its almost paedohpilia.
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hey Alex thats exactly what i had!! and a buttered roll its funny cos once theres no roll left to dip into the soup thats it ... i chuck the rest out haha
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yes Matt im going to make an effort to be there - going out sat night but they forgot to pay me this week so its not like i got enough money to have a hangover the next morning anyway ..... so short ansewer: At this stage yes i am HEY! I jus tread the funniest thing!! This chick exactly the same height is me (188cm) is marry mini-me off austin powers - theres a photo of them together!! haha it would be like marrying a baby!! yuk
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haha .... why she staying with you? tell the bitch to get her own place. gotta go have lunch BBL
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your boss stays at your place ... and its a her boss .... even tho she has a hubby - is this something to raise an eyebrow at eh? its cool about email
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All i do is take my tyre blackening Gel and stick it around the seals .... two n one .... works a treat
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yay so what ya doing today and wheres that email you promised me last night eh????
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oh i WANT one!!
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r33 gtst for girlfriend, am I mad??
Nizmo replied to zzzz's topic in R Series (R30, R31, R32, R33, R34)
haha listen to you guys Just cos shes a chick doesnt mean she cant drive boys!! She'll be fine! -
11:30 and everyone is at lunch - i dont believe it!!
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daaaarhhhlingg give me another glass of the delightful chardonnay.
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its worse when youve got a whoel view of the swan river and foreshores etc richie - is kinda is teasing .....
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i reckon being a socialite would be pretty good - just your whole day comprising of gym, lunches and shopping - i think i could handle that
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yeah i'll look forward to going during the day should be quieter too. Plus on sunny days like this i'll brake out my old n trusty rollerblades instead haha
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backseat of the Echo she would wanna be goddamn flexible joe
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your dinner sounds yummo - dont know whether have dinner or not yet depends what mums cooking and what itme im going to gym ....... feel bit guilty about the pizza last night ..... and the fish n chips a couple of nights before that ..... gotta stop it otherwise im going to look like a whale for PAS.
