Funniest Accident wasnt me but my friend Melanie .... when she was 13 her mums friend let her take their brand new landcruiser for a drive along the beach .... Mel had no idea how to drive and panicked pressed accelator instead of brake and drove his $70,000 car straight into the ocean ..... and saltwater got into the engine and that was the end of it.
Ive only ever had one accident on my P-plates in my ZX ... i was pulling out onto a street my vision to oncoming traffic was blocked by a bus so i continued to pull out and side swiped a ford telstar .... the damage on his car was sooo small i could hardly see it but it ended up costing me $1,300!! As my then boyfriend said to me at the time "You shouldve given him $50 and said There now i bought your piece of crap"
Ive had a lot close calls - a few spin outs - all in the Zed but road was empty at the time .... a near collision with a traffic pole (dont go thru an intersection sideways kids) oh and the neighbours little mo-fo yapping dog disappeared after running after my car barking and i was too busy wondering where the phuck it had gone and if i had run over it that i ran my ZX into the ditch and blew two tyres .... now i just aim for the little fluff ball!!
But yeah had my R33 for 12 months in August and *touchwood* its all still in one piece