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Nizmo

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  1. the phone number a tthe new desk im sitting at is published on the website - so i was getting calls like every 3 mins people thinking i was switch So i disconnected the phone if theres nothing that annoys me more is ansewering a phone that is not my job to ansewer and interupting my whoring.
  2. LOL @ Strich9 ...... your just about to buy a house with ya girlfriend Kymbo - take a look in the mirror hun!!
  3. hehe yeah for some reason it just amused me Hate to be Todd
  4. ross what email are you on today - got a funny to send to you
  5. i can post every 30 secs still haha yeah i get bored at work so i just jump on the net .... govt worker haha well its actually my last week, No i dont know how it happened the other side was rusting up so they replaced that too .... and my discs were in soo bad need of machining they had to actually take them off site cos their machine wasnt 'heavy duty' enough to handle the job. They said i was VERY lucky and they didnt charge me for the brake lines.
  6. i would love to go to Spain - actually considering studying spanish for a while .... after all its the second most spoken language oh and the firefighters took the dildo with them when they left - um disgusting!
  7. i have a really funny story to tell!! My parents have this big block with an old house on it .... the old house they rent out and they've divided the block in two halfs ... one half has the old house and garden etc and then theres a fence and the back half they've left as bush for now (going to develop it one day) Anyway somehow ... think by cigerette thrown over fence ... the bush block caught on fire! .... so the old guy renting the place rang the firebrigade and rang my mum. My mum arrived and one of the FF's jumped over into the bushland block and started putting the fire out ..... it was a fairly small scrub fire so didnt take long and he goes "OMG ....*insert other Fireys name here ... for sake of story call him Bob come and look at this" So bob jumps the fence and bursts out laughing and he goes to my mum "Love how open minded are you - do you get offended easily?" My mums like "Nah nothing phases me" So out of the bush this firey pulls out this huge strap on dildo! ... apparently theres been some people squatting there - there was a matteress and some clothes and this huge dildo haha ...... mum then went down to the police station to report it and she goes to the police lady "oh there were some personal effects left there" and the lady goes "Like what? a wallet" and mum goes "Um nooo more like a strap on vibrator" haha
  8. BTW .... Post Wench haha what suspension did ya buy hippy? I went to have my brake pads changed over the other day and they found tha tone of my brakelines had snapped in two but sat in such a way on the caliper that the fluid didnt leak that much etc ...... very lucky girl!! specially since some of the mischief i get up too .... no brakes wouldve been the end of me.
  9. Cooler Weather? Nooooooo haha geez its quite in your wasteland eh?
  10. i smell funny since lunch like food .... like ive been actually making the food or something ..... yukky.
  11. back food in stomach makes me want to go sleepies at my desk. :zzz: tho i doubt anyone would notice if i did
  12. haha thanks Ross Well lunch time .... going to enjoy a little bit of this sunshine richie was talking about .... talk to everyone when i get back Hugs Lolls
  13. bye Richie hehe they do smelly yukky specially after ya chucked in one of them
  14. thats good Ross - wanna pass some of it to me yeah i'll be able to enjoy the sunshine soon as well.
  15. cant be that good your talking to us haha haha just reading the so Angry thread .... a couple of people bought their WRX's thru Skippers - YOU KNOW WHAT WE DID TO THOSE REXIES?? i wouldnt let my worst enemy buy one haha..... oh well i hope theirs arent in too bad shape.
  16. haha almost didnt put it cos i didnt want u guys to think i was vulgar or anything - but yeah thats my term for it
  17. just in my mums name ..... she is suppose to go ballistic - she only spoke to them last week saying that we cancelled it ages ago yet they are still taking money out!! Currently sourcing quotes for the bloody skyline .... its not going back to RAC not only are they too high they are screwing me for the ZX. $7,000 - $8,000 its an 1988 120,000kms and they are the real kms.
  18. yes it is .... god damn annoying dun like drip drying haha ok that was taking it too far. why thank you Ross
  19. oh thats right this is going to sound like a real blonde dumb question but hom many litres is the Skyline engine?
  20. thats what i was thinking - you want to keep insuring it fyn!! it may just have to be "stolen" what did you get from japan Ross?
  21. ok so you've got a bit of rare bit of toilet paper ..... so rare its like trying to find toilet paper in the ladies loos at a nightclub!
  22. phucking wankers!! I am SOOO NOT reinsuring my car with RAC they can go to hell!! after mum rang up the other day and told them to stop taking money out for the ZX they are STILL taking money out of my account for ZX insurance despite us saying 12 MONTHS AGO we were not reinsuring it!!!
  23. you dont have a nude ass Troy - either that youve got a tiny strip of toilet paper hanging from yours haha
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