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Nizmo

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  1. not yet - early days tho
  2. ERRRRINNN!! sent ya an email hun - but it wasnt til 2pm ... so wouldve been 4pm over there ..... Lunch was good - think mel is a little brighter for now!
  3. so u mean u gotta work til 3:15 now? Mr Fun ..... sounds like some dodgy porno guy from the 80's haha
  4. hehe ..... well ur no fun!!
  5. smoked salmon bagel for lunch ..... sundae for anti depressant So did u get corn rows haha could have the whole Snoop Dogg thing going on!
  6. Better Homes And Gardens so whats the brae look like?
  7. she cant feel it - thought the nerve would be exposed and it would be tender .... but apparently its all the other teeth that are tender not that one .... *weird* haha oh well ........ couldnt have beer so we chose the next best thing
  8. cmon guys just sticking up for ya .... aint going to be any blood splattered on the walls Just saying Behind that rough race exterior beats the heart of a grandpa driver **hides from pauls flaming** .... smart thing would of been to post this while he was over the other side of the world not wait til he gets back to flamming distance then post it haha
  9. Paulies all talk about the way he drives even puts me to sleep ..... and dont use that public roads/coppers excuse either ..... back blocks of god knows where .... somewhere near Augusta ... is hardly cop territory .... but there u were chuggin along doing the speed limit haha
  10. Hows the new "do" B.H.A.G Boy
  11. back me and Mel drowned our sorrows in a caramel sundae from maccas ...... just have to work extra hard at gym i guess
  12. Rob doesnt matter whether it is a turbo, V8 or 4 cyl ..... a 4cyl can do 140km around corners too .... just takes it a little longer to get there .... but no matter what power car u give them they can still kill themselves in it. Unfortunately theres irresponible people out there and thats never going to change ..... no matter how many kw's their ride is. But on a personal note i feel that learning to drive in a V8 ..... my first car being a very quick 300zx with a backend that had a mind of its own ..... if anything taught me more about driving than driving around in a 4cyl would! Hehe but i dont care ive got my license ..... if they want to put power restrictions on they can go ahead ..... no longer effects me but i doubt your going to see much change in the road toll because of it.
  13. well gotta get ready for lunch see ya later
  14. like being at home with mummy eh? wish someone would clean my room!! haha its a mess get the crib all to myself this weekend - folks are away yay!
  15. haha talking about all things steroids .... some fo these guys at the gym .... phuck and they push themselves right to the limit ..... i dont know how they can do it .... as soon as me and my mates slightly feel sore the whinging starts haha so do u have a missus that cooks ..... cos it sounds like someone else has packed ya lunch
  16. IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour. AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour. IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...they are called managers.
  17. i know price of vanity i guess but its something ive always wanted so whats for lunch?
  18. After having their 11th child, a Tasmanian couple decided that was enough,as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but that it was expensive.A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Tasmanian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a firecracker in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me". "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a firecracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in South Australia and New Zealand.
  19. haha dodgy? most celebs have hair extensions matey!! Nah its just longer hair joined onto your existing hair making it longer n thicker ..... costs about $700 lasts for 6 months. Dont ask me how its joined or the intricate details .... haha i just know the result! Always wanted long hair since i was a little girl and when i finally got it to my butt my mum cut it off and never been able to get it to that length since!!
  20. thinking i may dye it back to bright red ..... i dunno. doesnt matter at moment. mmmm feel like driving!!
  21. haha yeah my hair is dry cos i bleach it and its naturally fine so it breaks easy .... wont grow past my shoulders so im saving for hair extensions
  22. advantages of being an only child i guess ........ Ive been told not to expect any Xmas or Bday presents for the next 10 years tho Thanks Adrian :grouphug: .....ever tried to convince a Trev to buy a japanese car .... i tell ya it took a lot of begging to change his mind oh and a couple of test drives !! But back to the topic .... i think with popularity of movies like Fast N Furious etc .... its going to influence the younger generation of car buyers to buy imports ..... so your likely to see more yet not less .......
  23. haha go the mullet!! or get a perm .... hehe .... Better home n gardens boy hungry ..........
  24. govt ones but i lose mine at the end of the month ....... im PA to the Export & Market Development Manager ..... but havent fully taken over the job yet.
  25. hehe all these people going home when they like - no fair!!
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