Nizmo

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hi pred n erin

Ditto Saving myself for an upcomming Belmont event :rave:

yup jsut hung in there today I work for a horse racing club ...... horsie people are weird :looney:

"Hey ive got a 1935 membership badge was wondering if the club would liek to buy it off me" LOL stoopid questions my boss congratulated me for making it thru the day which was mightily nice of him

the forum timing is majorly whacked! haha ahhh half n hour - i think this is been the slowest hour in history!

haha never been a huge star wars fan - except when yoda cuts sick in the latest star was - that was cool.

of coarse By the way its Dictator Nizmo LOL

haha okkkkay i'll have whatever it is your having

awww dont think we're convincing him Oz

^my world

The Rogue Nation of Jizmo is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 256 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often. The large government is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Education and Law & Order are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19%. A large private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Uranium Mining. Poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and police officers are seen patrolling the streets armed with satellite-guided truncheons. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jizmo's national animal is the boobilicious and its currency is the teste.

go on Bel - come into my world bitch haha

hahaa i guess so

Hey Bel - why dont you become Nizmo's Gimp? Im claiming all the QLD males as my own :elaugh: they will work as my sexual slaves haha

i dont know ummm erasing my memory i think is on the cards haha the a break cos parents are viewing house late tomorrow arvo - then more erasing memory and then ...... what the hell i'll erase it some more You?

an hour to go and im outta here!!! going to go get shitfaced tonight - cos i cant look any worse than i do right now LOL

Woohooo i rock! haha mmmm ham and cheese sandwhiches LOL

never thought id see the day our young benjiman was pu55ywhipped *wipes tear from eye* yup he's definately growing up hahah have fun :wavey:

ive got a welsh love spoon better bring me good luck n lotsa sex haha

Hi GF :wavey:

LOL at Ben - Nizmo's Toyboy .... thats so sweet Now Oz has to do is put Nizmo's Fiancee and my harem is complete

OZZZIEEEEEEE!!!!

god you sound more depressed than me hun :grouphug: here have a shotgun

awww under my nose hurts been wiping it so much - need some of those aloe vera tissues that the kleenex ducky likes