Lol I like this and in all honesty I think "drunk walrus" is spot on.....
so just an update, I did buy this vehicle, I had it on a hoist and gave it a full once over, this car mechanically has only travelled 12,000kms, an I'm not 100% sure but I dont think it is that easy to "wind the clock back" on these cars, I'm sure you could do it but seeing the vehicle is still under dealer warranty, I wouldn't think a dealer would sell it if it had been wound back.
Could not be happier with this car and after a quick leather detail, you wouldn't even know it was worn ?.
Update and photos to come later ?