Or I have a sense of humour?
Some guys piss their money away on women, who can turn around one day and go "by the way, i've been ****ing someone else for the last month" and leave you on your arse feeling sorry for yourself.
Some guys piss their money away on cars, which can also give you grief when they break. However, when it comes to cars, there is ALWAYS a logical reason and there is ALWAYS a way to fix the problem. They normally end up cheaper than women in the long run too
Personally, I'd rather be in the latter group!
(until I find Ms Right, but that ain't happening any time soon).