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  1. im hungry..be back soonly
  2. shanef

    Hi All

    interesting...well after waiting 8 weeks for my JUN oil filler cap, i dont have great faith in them lol
  3. lol wtf? random....can i have some?
  4. sup fookers thumbsup: to having the day off P.S josh stop being a farking homo, you know its worth the drive down here
  5. shanef

    Hi All

    that is true, if u like waiting 5 weeks or so
  6. well bedtime, cyas later
  7. i doubt it, mark's being a picky little b!tch and lee's offering too much i.e in reality the gtr is only worth 19k max, and lee's sil has had a fair bit of work done recently! new turbo, tune etc etc plus lee the tool is throwing in a pair of recaro's!!!! seriously lee's stoopid lol but hey, that's just my opinion
  8. fark its hot in here....or maybe its just me...
  9. maybe u should give it to an independant observer, like myself, so i can give unbiased opions of both cars
  10. now mark, tell the story properly... i was telling u the dinner beeper hadnt gone off yet, but u were looking at my wang, yet again dunno what it is about you little boys, dont have a big one urselves so u gotta admire others?
  11. caus u wouldnt tell me what u or linh where wearing
  12. not all of it is pure shit stirring, i know shit stirring, as im a true believer in it
  13. well stop farking talking about it and actually show up! either that or stfu matt, seriously dude u guys talk about how its not good nymore, maybe start rocking up and actually witness it first hand, rather than making up crap.
  14. shanef

    Hi All

    $589 from Slide on here
  15. so when r u f**kucks coming to a tuesday nite dinner???
  16. soft soft x 2 twas a good nite, meal was a bit iffy, good thing the booze made up for it P.S i/we finally met the gaylord, mark (markimak)
  17. cya tonite karen
  18. Two peanuts walk into a bar - One was asalted. A sandwich walks into a bar - The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food in here" A jumper cable walking into a bar - The barman says "Look I'll serve you, but don't start anything" A truckie walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says - "A beer please...and one for the road" A dyslexic man walks into a bra...(HAHA oh I love that) Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married - The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great! I went to the seafood disco rave last week and pulled a mussel. I opened a pack of Snakes Alive and they were all dead! I found a Tic Tac in the gutter once, it was in mint condition.
  19. CHINESE SICK LEAVE Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach-ache and my legs hurt, I no come to work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........You got nice house!"
  20. cya bud
  21. farking gold terry u coming to dinner tonite?
  22. shuddup john, or i'll go cut myself
  23. l e e t a k e s i t u p t h e a s s , d o d a a h h d o o d a a h , l e e l o v e s i t i n t h e b u m , o h d a d o o d a h d a y
  24. whoops, looks like i left my finger on the "Add Reply" button
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