Funny story
At the moment we are asking irrigators to give us log books of how many hours they have pumped in a month, understandably they aren’t happy as most are on bans or have no water and are still required to fill it out. Here is a good one we got today in stead of writing NIL they chose to write this
f**kING NOTHING
You’re wanting my hours, you HAVE got some cheek
No rain from the sky equals dry bloody creek
My pump cant pump air, you don’t understand
Government dickheads, you know that we are banned
You haven’t a clue, so Ill spell it all out
When Wivenhoe’s full and we are free of this drought
And yo selfish lot have lifted your bans
Only THEN can a logbook be part of my plans
So here is your copy you f**king galahs
Now fold it up nicely, then BASH up your ass!
Then followed up with a spiel about how there would be no more monthly log books from him
I replied with
Thanks for your prompt reply, For future reference a simple “Nil” written on the page will suffice for our purposes. How ever we did enjoy your prose and look forward to another instalment next month
But my manager wouldn’t let me send it