time for coffee......but first a story.
my GF opened an account in her name, which we've been paying rent and food and stuff into.....anyway, the other day she was going through her statements, and for a joke, every time I put a deposit into the account I would put for sex..
so if it was for food, I would put in the transfer box "for food and sex"...and so forth.
anyway, when we applied for our home loan, we had to give them all our bank statements - including the house account and my statements!
so It looks like Ive been paying her for sex on a regular interval for the last two years. the people processing the loan must have pissed themselves....