I accelerated away from him at speed, but didnt go over the speed limit, apparently.
so they gave me a breast-test.
he said I was perky, but I should stay off the KFC for a bit if I didnt want gravity to take over!
seriously though, I didnt say I was going back to the pub, that was an embelishment. But I didnt want him to think he was pulling me over to check my car - so I told him Id been at the pub.
then when I blew zero, he was satisfied Im a responsible citizen.
All good baybee!