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Back from lunch. Mmmmm... prawn risotto YUM!

FREE lunch time. Bye bye

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up putting the entire plant behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles."

what do you need to get done col?

I work in Milton Dave, just off park road.

schweet dudes... I am bored *sigh*

Hi col

oh come now dear, dont be mad!

You killed it Dale... see what you do!

Yes the waving homosexual in the passenger seat of SMR33 was quite humerous Aparently Mr Benno's bigm&mmac was a winner... I couldn't stop laughing when you fell off that rail... it's a pity there were only a few of us looking

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway... bed time. Night y'all Anna xoxo

YAY! For some reason, I have a really really bad way with names... and words... and it makes it hard when I see people again, I have to say 'oi, what was your name again?'. But yeh, your name just stuck... I bet you feel special Nothing major... just bike cops doing their job, which I for one, and happy with... it sucks that we had to move on, but I'm just impressed the stopped and actually had a convo with us, rather than just tell us to piss off for no reason!

GREEN M&M's FTW

Back from Thursday night kroooosin'. Cops asked us to move on from coot-tha, which ruined it, but they were nice, and were more than happy to answer my questions seriously, and respectfully, so all's good. Green m&m's anyone?

ahahaha - nice one Marc!

I could have told you slidey... but you know... your status said 'away' so I assumed you were napping... again... Muhahahah

I bet you knew i'd be in on this one Mudster... awwwwww *hugs*

In with bells on, and pants preferably off... JK

Oh god yes bunta! How good was that bucket we bought... Mmmm...

sharing is for fags... stealing however, is for the winners amongst us

Page threeeee to meeeeee

Agree Karen, sharing's for fags...

I know Karen... kick them in the snapper, steal the M&M's, then get down low and GO GO GO!!!

I think I killed my bamboo plant... it seems a little sad

Maybe col