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Spatchcock! LOL it's like a tiny chicken!

And I would never break up with you Annas!!! Your my special lady

Mud i've seen a tell tale sign of your editing

oo00o0o0o00oo perhaps I will. I think I need to get off the computer for a while. Ciao bella!

I'm sooooooooooo bored I have to go back into teh city this afternoon for a second interview with some manager this time. I'm all ready, had lunch, so now i'm just killin' time til 3.30 when my train leaves

"Lick my sack you fairies"

And the whole 'bzzzzzzzzt' thing is right on the money

Yeh you're right - he won't get rid of that thing. He likes being able to fiddle with settings when he needs better fuel economy or like you said, on Sunday when we needed it to run on 91 octane

Anyone that's hope needs to put Dr Phil on - it's f**king hilarious! It's about meddling mothers. This chick watches her 31 year old daughter (who lives next door) and goes rank if she comes home later and she reads her mail, gives her shit if the laundry's not been done. What the hell?!? I'd be getting a divorce from my parents if they did that shit!

Bahahahahahaha Nah Karen, one day I was at home sick last year, I was watching this movie on TV, and later that evening was talking about it in whoretown. Turns out Joshwa had been watching the same movie. It's basically about a bunch of 14 year olds that are 'trying before buying' and having lots of sex with random 20 year old guys. One gets syphilis, they all get syphilis, and basically there's an outbreak in the school of 14 year old girls with syphilis. One part in the movie, the school nurse asks this girl how many guys she's slept with, and she pauses for a long time. The nurse says 'it's okay, you can tell me - I won't tell your parents', and the young girl replies 'nah it's okay, i'm still counting'

Man i'm glad I got my license when I did. Means I don't have to worry about driving a skyline, or sticking up dicky P plates, or be on P1/P2/P3 bullshit. Ahhhhh

Ahahah i'm trying to make Andrew swap computers and then get the dash replacement cos I think it's funkeh! And you've got everything you need right at your fingertips.

I'm going to buy both She's Too Young and Kids, and we can have an SAU HIV/Syphilis fest

That's excellent! You can chose which guages and shit you want displayed, hey? Or am I thinking of a different one

OMG I saw one of those on an Ignition DVD, they had the full set up in an Evo. It's exxy but I think it's worth it!!!

Ahaha I was just reading about that. Apparently this 'she's too young' is a remake of kids, but it has been done in a way that is more educational and witty than kids. And this is about syphilis. Kids was about HIV yes?

Ahahah yeh a'ight. I wonder if others will find it as amusing as we did?

I found it on ebay. I'm going to buy it Remember this face? She's sucked a few wangs in her time

Yeh i'll say we always end up watching the same shows!... obesity... syphilis...

Yar, it would seem so... I watched this show last night where people were morbidly obese. Like 442kgs stylez. f**kin' crazy how someone could eat their way to being that large!!!

Wow... according to the 'Your Life' folder thing that Qld Government sent out, I am Obese. I honestly didn't think I was THAT overweight

I was waiting for somebody to say that No darlin', you'll be a statistic in no time. *whispers* he's "spethal"...

Don't worry, there'll be pics. It will be such a momentous occasion that newspapers from all over will come to witness said pissing. They won't be able to believe that there were any GTR's left that hadn't already shit themselves. And we will all have a satisfactory chortle to ourselves.

f**k I can't wait until yours dies like every other GTR out there. It's going to be so funny, and i'm going to come round and piss on your tyres.

OMG OMG OMG That is GOLD! I always wanted to be on the show. Did you find all the keys? LOL Yeh I had that on a CD in the car for a while. It nearly made andy go insane You get so stung about shit that goes on in here. It's just whoretown, it's all jokie jokes!