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Dan the man is truly 'the' man of the moment. My neighbours had a slight unfortunate problem with their plumbing last night... everyones' sewrage from our unit block of 6 was coming up their floor drains, and going all over their carpet. Dan turned off the water mains (I wasn't strong enough) so no one could continue to flood their house. Awwwww

*pokes* go and comment in my 'Anna is teh bestest' thread!

Congratulations on the sale of the house! We've got a nice full agenda of events coming up soon, including track, dyno, and pub crawl! The VICs that I have met are fab, so i'll expect nothing less than perfection from you (quickly racks brain to remember if i've met you)....

HOORAY! We should visit again soon... perhaps a Friday Night Coast Crooz is in order to eat steak with teh slidestar... Considering I'LL BE DRIVING AND CAN'T GET IN TROUBLE ANYMORE. MUHAHAHAHHA!

:( No parts make slider go something something... The big moosey was cying and slobbering all over me Zennon has a song on one of the CDs I heard last week that has fight club quotes in it... Ophidian - Middle Children. "...working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need!"

You n Mr Marcus hungry? Or will you be? Because if you are, it sounds like YOU need a good dose of... FASTA PASTA! Right now, we're throwing in a BONUS offer of FREE BREAD. Pay with your credit card and we'll throw in an extra bread! WOW! That's 2 free breads! How much does this exciting offer cost, I hear you ask? Well for the next 5 minutes only, you can have yourselves a fabulous meal, great drinks, amazing company and entertainment for the low low price of $19.95 (priceperpersonexchangesandrefundsnotacceptedpleasereadtheprivacypolicyandfoodpo soningdisclaimerbeforepurchasing).

aaron... aaron... AARON! You, Me, Steak *wink wink

Well... I have a birthday party to attend, but we are heading out after. I will let you know what happens! GET YO SKINNY ASS UP HERE WITH THE RADIATOR AND COME EAT STEAK WITH ME!!1

LOOL @ Charly. The crazy cracker messaged me on new years. Haven't heard from him since. I'm just glad he's not dead

I am hungry. I am craving Linguine Turismo. I shall visit the Pasta of a Fasta variety this evening. Anyone else bored or hungry or feel like seeing that nice man that gives us cheap bread, we will be at the Stones Corner one at 6.30

yesssss. KAZZAAAAA PWNAGE

KAZZZZAAAAA! Say sumfing!

Borat m'lady confucian flick is for little boys with no pubic hair. Keep it simple Simon. Lean in, head turn, stroke.

*strokes beard* I am 'doing' lunch with the old chooks from work tomorrow, but Friday I am free. And seeing as it is my last day, I think I might just make it a long one

Ahahah nice. I couldn't find a boobie one that I liked, so I made one. I SMELL BLUEBERRIES!

I was sad you know. I even cried a little... A-NOOOS!

Mikey, I see you finally got in and got your userbars

MORE JOKES!

EGG NOOO-OOOG!

SHANE! You were at my house last night & no-one thought to inform me. Hmph!

*bops head Brady Bunch stylez And I could be your favorite girl, forever, perfectly together, tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?

Indeed it does

shnuggle time?

Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water and Bi-carb soda!

Hot diggity damn I can! You even get to go all stabby stab on it. Cos when you pour it into the pan, you let it set, then when you take it OUT of the pan, you have to STAB the shit out of it to break it up! My honeycomb is good... but I prefer the spearmint marshmallow covered in roasted coconut *drools*