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  1. It all depends, is your wife going to let you take your balls out of her purse for the evening or will she hold onto them?
  2. Which just so happens to be the first speed sign after the first of two sets of speed cameras. Funny that.
  3. literally
  4. AMEX Black
  5. You didn't miss much
  6. I just pay my rego(s) in full, before the due date... I'm strange like that.
  7. In what world is posting a photo of a person's TWO YOUR OLD BABY and saying YOU'RE GOING TO f**k THAT TWO YEAR OLD BABY, 'shit getting real'? I'd actually say that's proof in itself that this f**k head can't handle the heat that he's brought on himself with his own actions. But hey, if he wasn't charged with anything then surely threatening to rape a 2 year old is perfectly acceptable behaviour. Anyone that defends those actions, and worse, calls him a good bloke, deserves to be gang raped in jail.
  8. All decent blokes post photos of two year old kids saying they're going to f**k them, that's just common knowledge Not sure if your dig was supposed to hurt or offend me, but it didn't...
  9. I've met him, he's probably more of a cock sucker than the media makes him out to be actually.
  10. I'll go as far as to say that anyone that likes him, is in fact, themselves a massive cock sucker
  11. Such a cock sucker... The worst part is he actually thinks he's a funny comedian (he's terrible), and that his fame is because of something to be proud of, and not being a complete cock sucker
  12. I don't care/mind that he's at the top, the Merc was miles ahead this season and he took the honours against his team mate. I just don't like the scripted answers and the acting like a rockstar on the podium etc, eg ignoring the first question on the podium to shout out hello 'insert country name' in that language
  13. Drove over 8000km in the last 2 months
  14. No, I just thought I'd actually take the time to post it... Although I've probably posted it in the past
  15. Notorious B.I.G 3:16 f**k bitches get money
  16. I wouldn't be surprised if Hamilton has someone employed to teach him how to act to be liked... The way he answers questions now, initially it's what made me stop hating him as he seemed more humble, but these days it's like he's reading straight from a script..
  17. Not in France and Switzerland it's not..
  18. None of which completely conceal a person's identity
  19. You're probably not allowed to frisk them anyway.... Religion n all that...
  20. You actually have to remove your helmet to enter a bank, petrol station etc, which takes a lot more effort than removing a burqa hood, so I don't see the issue with banning them.
  21. I'm sure there'll be countless candlelight vigils held by Australian politicians and citizens in an attempt to spare their lives.
  22. Side note, that photo taken by a group of models that pretty much have their massive fake titties out 24/7
  23. Dem harsh Arab country rules
  24. You brought them into it when you mocked my westside streets
  25. You work in an office, the only risk you take is spilling coffee on your loafer tassles.
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