Mr-Toy33

rise of the christ? come back to take over the world? here to make his apperance once again? pick anyone one of those 3 and u might be right. either way, u cant go wrong i dont think

Idiotic ‘Millionaire’ Contestant Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines Ever Kathy Evans, the single dumbest contestant to ever get on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" NEW YORK – Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.” It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing “the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.” After being introduced to the show’s host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was: “Which of the following is the largest?” A) A Peanut B) An Elephant C) The Moon D) Hey, who you calling large? Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer. “Hmm, oh boy, that’s a toughie,” said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. “I mean, I’m sure I’ve heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.” Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure. “Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!” exclaimed Evans. “Darn. I think I better phone a friend.” Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant. “Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I’m on TV!” said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. “Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.” Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds. “Come on Betsy, are you sure?” said Evans. “How sure are you? Puh, that can’t be it.” To everyone’s astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend’s advice and pick ‘The Moon.’ “I just don’t know if I can trust Betsy. She’s not all that bright. So I think I’d like to ask the audience,” said Evans. Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, ‘The Moon.’ Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life. “Wow, seems like everybody is against what I’m thinking,” said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. “But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let’s see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I’m going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.” Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'

we know all that bee stuff from dogs mouth is pretty lame & ghey enough said.

everything. so i heard

thought i saw u get off at central this mornin walkin through anzac sqaure.

lil34... did u catch the train into work at all?

3/10 months of the calendar COMPLETED!!! should be able to get another 1 or 2 more done today soooo tired! NEED SLEEP!

mountain runs are NOT illegal. we do them in due care and legally. you on the other hand have done an illegal activity on a public road/public area. i again state... TOOL!

we dont care your a tool for doin a burnout. might as well name ya a bogan too dude. its really no wonder we (skyliners) have a bad rep left, right & centre.

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GO TO ALLSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOOL!

WORK SUXS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WORK SUXS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as long as the mayor gives me what i want, im happy

GREAT!!!! now I have to come in early tomorrow morning cause we have a meeting at town hall with the mayor. grrrrrrrrrrr FFS!

mikey..... dont say you`ll be there and then tell us u got a meeting to go to 5mins before dinner starts

discovered it to long ago just discovered how much it really DOES suck! good side to this.... i can leave an hour early today and start an hour late tomorrow ahh yeh sleepin in FTW!!!!

ok work suxs now! got to attend a 2hr meeting tonight means i got to drive back into work tonight just for a stupid 2hr meeting with the boys in America and UK!

I'm in and be happy to give ya a lift benno

mike ur obsession is gettin a bit out of control with the boobs haven't been laid lately, have ya??

Bureau of Meteorology Queensland Regional Office The Standard Emergency Warning Signal should NOT be used with this message. TOP PRIORITY FOR IMMEDIATE BROADCAST SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING - SOUTHEAST QUEENSLAND for LARGE HAILSTONES, DAMAGING WIND, VERY HEAVY RAINFALL and FLASH FLOODING For people in parts of the Southeast Coast and Eastern Darling Downs & Granite Belt Forecast Districts. Issued at 3:58 PM Tuesday, 30 January 2007. At 3:55 PM , Bureau of Meteorology weather radar detected severe thunderstorms near Toogoolawah, the area southwest of Esk, and the area east of Warwick. These thunderstorms are generally slow moving. Severe thunderstorms are forecast to affect northern Lake Wivenhoe by 4:25 PM and Esk, southern Lake Wivenhoe and Cunninghams Gap by 4:55 PM . Large hailstones, damaging winds, very heavy rainfall and flash flooding are possible. A more general severe thunderstorm warning is also current for parts of the Wide Bay & Burnett, Darling Downs & Granite Belt and Southeast Coast Forecast Districts. The Emergency Management Queensland advises that people should: * Move your car under cover or away from trees. * Secure loose outdoor items. * Avoid driving, walking or riding through flood waters. * Seek shelter, preferably indoors and never under trees. * Avoid using the telephone during a thunderstorm. * Beware of fallen trees and powerlines. * For emergency assistance contact the SES in your local government area, listed in the White Pages under either State Emergency Service or your local council. The next warning is due to be issued by 4:55 PM. This warning is also available through TV and Radio broadcasts, the Bureau's website at www.bom.gov.au or call 1300 659 219. The Bureau and Emergency Management Queensland would appreciate this warning being broadcast regularly.

Bureau of Meteorology Queensland Regional Office The Standard Emergency Warning Signal should NOT be used with this message. TOP PRIORITY FOR IMMEDIATE BROADCAST SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING - SOUTHEAST QUEENSLAND for LARGE HAILSTONES, DAMAGING WIND, VERY HEAVY RAINFALL and FLASH FLOODING For people in parts of the Southeast Coast and Eastern Darling Downs & Granite Belt Forecast Districts. Issued at 3:58 PM Tuesday, 30 January 2007. At 3:55 PM , Bureau of Meteorology weather radar detected severe thunderstorms near Toogoolawah, the area southwest of Esk, and the area east of Warwick. These thunderstorms are generally slow moving. Severe thunderstorms are forecast to affect northern Lake Wivenhoe by 4:25 PM and Esk, southern Lake Wivenhoe and Cunninghams Gap by 4:55 PM . Large hailstones, damaging winds, very heavy rainfall and flash flooding are possible. A more general severe thunderstorm warning is also current for parts of the Wide Bay & Burnett, Darling Downs & Granite Belt and Southeast Coast Forecast Districts. The Emergency Management Queensland advises that people should: * Move your car under cover or away from trees. * Secure loose outdoor items. * Avoid driving, walking or riding through flood waters. * Seek shelter, preferably indoors and never under trees. * Avoid using the telephone during a thunderstorm. * Beware of fallen trees and powerlines. * For emergency assistance contact the SES in your local government area, listed in the White Pages under either State Emergency Service or your local council. The next warning is due to be issued by 4:55 PM. This warning is also available through TV and Radio broadcasts, the Bureau's website at www.bom.gov.au or call 1300 659 219. The Bureau and Emergency Management Queensland would appreciate this warning being broadcast regularly.

CACTUS JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! back to the home of chilleh nights

once they are ALL completed I will. no point in posting just one.