joke of the day -
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was
different
each week, so the magician did the same tricks over
and over
again. One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows
each week
and began to understand how the magician did every
trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle
of the
show: "Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."
"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything...it
was,
after all, the captain's parrot. Then the ship sank.
The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the
middle of
the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They
stared at
each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This
went on
for a day and then another and then another. Finally
on the
fourth day, the parrot could not hold back: "OK, I
give up.
Where's the f#$@ing ship?"