>An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to
>dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked
>and tied a lemon between her legs.
>
>When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!" She
>said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
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>Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with
>a
>potato tied to his tally whacker.
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>The old woman says, "You're going out like that?"
>
>He replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator."