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Mr-Toy33

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  1. makin her sing requires effort if u do, VIDSORBAN!
  2. you've been by a qlder bawahahahaahah
  3. as if 20 post is full of shit thats enough readin per page as it is thanks
  4. food time hrmm! might eat somethin greasy today first time in umm, 3wks.
  5. new page all mine
  6. holding bra
  7. put it where the sun dont shine and you`ll see him squirm
  8. be better if you showed him for ur own satisfaction
  9. thats questionable. we still state 14 though.
  10. only on the sheets
  11. When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex? Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."
  12. ask shane... hes the one with the 14yr old gf
  13. THE REAL ANNA IS HERE!!!!!
  14. chicks cant be troopers dude they will cry once there is a bit of dirt under there nails.
  15. nahh, white spots from mike last night
  16. used & dumped like ur work
  17. memoriesed everythin we've talked about as well.... even the day u think u thought u were born but u clearly were born the next day. u were so pimpin ur mum out and u went home to get your "guitar hero game"? bawahaha, i mean "guitar" to score some extra money in the queen st mall? yeh, chocolate salty balls... YUMMMM
  18. number 1 rocked it got me completely drunk afterwards and yelling out the window on the way home after drinkin 11 glasses of burbon and coke.
  19. if ur thrusting, im running. you may need those tissues as well
  20. nahh, long before that sometime in oct i think still remember the day u pimped ur mum out in the passanger seat headin to the valley on christmas day bawahahahaha
  21. wohoooooo finally dont have to talk to u anymore i'll have one of those tissues now thanks mike.... its a crying moment for me to accept this time i been waitin for, for so long
  22. want a tissue?
  23. ur ghey and know nothing enough said!
  24. dude, i didnt know that DUDE
  25. yeh, u show it on here pretty well im off to get food havent eaten anythin this mornin got v runnin through me
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