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KamikazeR33

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  1. "You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked" "You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit." "A black man would rather miss than look bad."
  2. "Oh, shit a brick! Look at all those little drinks!"
  3. "Free your mind, your ass will follow."
  4. " I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant."
  5. "The day I turn in my own countrymen, will be the day I put a bullet in my own head."
  6. heres one for the oldies "Can you fly that plane? Really fly it?" "Yeah, I can fly it. I'm the best there is."
  7. "Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!"
  8. "Well, I've gotta go. I've got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fcuk." "No daughter of mine would shoot so wide."
  9. "Boss, I cancelled SWAT." "WHAT? I wouldn't raid a church bingo game without SWAT."
  10. zzziiiinnngggg how can anyone miss that one? geez "Axel, you on a coffee break? Go get that sonofabitch"
  11. geez im suprised i didnt post in this yrs ago... i know i read it
  12. "I got a bad feeling about this one." "When was the last time you felt good about anything?"
  13. "Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me. Blessed be the son of rajab my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight." "My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me. O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me."
  14. "Hi. I'm Plenty O'Toole." "Named after your father perhaps?"
  15. "he didnt slam you, he didnt bump you, he didnt nudge you. he rubbed you, and rubbin son is racing"
  16. "well you think its luck lets do it again"
  17. do teh ghandi... fast until u get wat u want
  18. dang... im hoping u bled the system after u replaced the hose? air in the system kills it all that murk doesnt look good tho
  19. star warz?
  20. another rick movie? The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew?
  21. The Odd Angry Shot??
  22. "who are you?" "im the zig zag, man. who the fcuk are you?"
  23. "To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf."
  24. "Whats the charge?" "Possession of a concealed weapon and disturbing the peace." "Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fcukin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking? This is bullshit!"
  25. Armageddon Without a Paddle lol rick hahha - Spaceballs as sed b4 full metal jacket
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