lol with a jack sounds bush styles too.
So does this; adjusting the cars coilovers to sit super low, then find some heavy people to sit in the back
Back on topic, most places don't guarantee that it wont crack the paint, they use a heat gun to heat the paint and panel cracking still can occur. Around $50 a corner is what most places charge using a proper guard roller, not worth wasting your time with steel poles, jacks, or fat people.