A Greek woman says to her Mum I'm divorcing George. All he wants is anal sex & my arshole is now the size of a 50c piece, when it used to be a 5c piece. Her Mother says, Maria U are married to a multi-millionaire businessman, U live in an 8-bedroom mansion, U drive a Ferrari, U get a $5,000 a week allowance & U take 6 European holidays a year; U want to throw all that away for 45c