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A prostitute who was also a Cricket fan, got a tattoo of Ricky Ponting and Shane Warne on the inside of her thighs. She says to her customer "If you can guess who they are you get a free naughty.". He looks to the left and then to the right and says "I dunno who those ugly bastards are but the one in the middle with the fat lips and curly hair is Andrew Symonds!

Not a gtr

What you want the stacker and amp aswell? Stacker is on it's way out...that's how they came from the factory bud, no cd in the double din Go buy yourself a kabab and a coke , there's good value for $10

photo!

Looking at one right now clarion from a series 1 (premium pack?), make an offer and come get it.

Just to make you feel better, you are no less a drug addict than those you mentioned above. In some eyes because your using your drug of choice during working hours ect it might be considered worse than say the "arvo" pisshead or pot head. It's certainly a lot less environmentally sound (filters, packaging). Paying a large multi-national for the privilege of dying a painful premature death while damaging the environment is not a rational thing to do.....It's the kind of thing addicts try to justify and do. If it wasn't for the tax revenue generated tobacco would be illegal. It's a disgusting shame the way tobacco companies are allowed to pander to their addicts. One day a clever lawyer and a brave judge will do something about it. Class action against the federal govt anyone? Friggin smokers... think about it, wtf are you doing? It's nonsense.

Lexus-SC430 Just saying..

Hey....... I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got Make Me so horney Ooh, rump of smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette I'm tired of magazines Saying flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah) Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt Baby got back (LA face with Oakland booty) I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And UH, double up UH UH I aint talkin bout playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna -- Til the break of dawn Baby Got it goin on Alot of pimps won't like this song Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah) Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back (LA face with the Oakland booty) Yeah baby When it comes to females Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection 36-24-36 Only if she's 5'3" So your girlfriend throws a Honda Playin workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that hard role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin And I'm thinkin bout stickin To the beanpole dames in the magazines You aint it miss thing Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice did miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his girls were on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And pulled up quick to get with 'em So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back Baby got back Little in tha middle but she got much back x4 Wrong Butts? Meh..

Hey what about for a farmer? Mal, your car is very clean and purdee looking, I also like the colour....impressive looking ride. Sure makes the daily rat-line I run look ugly and unloved......even if mine is bleck.

am not

1) Stop using the word "wrench". This is not the U.S. Just saying... Solid post btw.

Nice work Mr Shabadoo, have you tried the current tune running normal 100ron just incase you get stuck with no e85 available? Will it ping it's ass off and be a limp home prospect or still be safe under normal driving?

^^^ vlc player? Can't rip it up ? Try scissors, you'll be able to cut your licence in half with little effort. Stall it up mut.... then she'll rip

That would be fun, I've seen a few 240-60's with toyota v8's locally...never seen one with an RB26. Seems the natural thing to do. Also 3 mint stockers (black, met brown and red) within a couple of blocks from me, all very nice cars Agreed that the early z's were sexy mofo's...very sexy.

You must have had your baseball cap on backwards-sideways or some other blatant hoon behaviour. Fight the powers!, I hope the judge gives the cop a serve for clogging the legal system with such frivolous crap. What a joke.

*cough* Get a wheel alignment

Like all naughty boys, spank em and send them home (deport).....where ever that may be. The Govt needs to be as callous as the people they're dealing with.. OUT!!

As said it depends on the vehicles age and what A.D.R if any the car in question falls under. My other cars 34 and 62 Fords are both pre A.D.R so no seat belts, demister, washer ect ect. Although I do have most modern safety gear on my cars, I don't have to have it. Emmissions? lol Big cubes, small vintage brakes...nps Engineers cert for some chassis work ect but that about it. So anything pre Jan 69 it's open season (within reason) There is also "street rod" conditional registration if you're a car club member.

Seems lifes a breeze Juzz. Lol @ all the guys posting "LOL at all the guys posting in this thread" Most men prefer the company of women (even in forums)....it's natural, what else would you expect. Lol @ you Sir...you too.....and you! Such coolness

Hardly Ras, a chippy, plumber,sparky ect can earn good money sub-contracting You're average mechanic earns lawnmower man type $$

It's dirty work and the pay is crap. Specialist mechanics do a little better ie: diesel, marine ect The Adf's are always looking for spanner hands.

Seized brake calliper (opposite side to which it pulls).

Welcome Juzz, nice ride...I hope you intend to toss the Daewoo front end and put a GTR bonnet, grill and bar on..Mmm sexxx Shame your thread has deteriorated into another cock smoking contest. Spot the whale?

"Million Clour undercar" Was wondering about this myself...has some potential I think. Berjiggity.

It's all in plain English.. Falcon, say a Ba...regardless of spec it's still a BA series falcon. So if the largest diameter rim is 19 x 35 x 235 from the factory you may go 15mm oversize in rolling diameter and up to 25mm in width. Skyline, r3- series whatever....blah blah, same deal, regardless gtr,gtst,gts ect you can go 15mm taller in rolling diameter and 25mm wider over factory spec