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Not meaning to go all Taoist on your ass Rueben,but wouldn't 2 rats be a yang yang?

And there the problem lies. Monkey see Monkey do

Could be an illusion in the pic you posted...have a look. It looks sort of like the Madonna with a fro (top star).

He should be imprisoned for crimes agaist humanity. Poor little Datto, glad nobody was seriously hurt.

Yeah figured as much Craig re: ditto/dicko Btw is that the face of baby Jesus I see in one of your stars? Looks like a little face in there, serious.

You've nothing to be afraid of. Random fact to allay fear.. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime while asleep. Some sources say up to 3 per year. How many humans do spiders eat? Did I help?

Way to nurture our youth.

qft Fun? Main Entry: 1dit·to Pronunciation: \ˈdi-(ˌ)tō\ Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural dittos Etymology: Italian ditto, detto, past participle of dire to say, from Latin dicere — more at diction Date: circa 1639 1 : a thing mentioned previously or above —used to avoid repeating a word —often symbolized by inverted commas or apostrophes 2 : a ditto mark

Ditto

A degree of fault could be attributed to both parties, yes he should not have been there blocking the lane, having said that the other party should have been driving in a manner which would allow him to either stop or steer around the obstacle. Unless he was on a blind bend and blocking all lanes. Make the call.

There's an old geezer in mordialoc or mentone that used to do it, it'll take me a day or two to track down a number through contacts. I've been meaning to get some done on my old ute for a while, good excuse to get motivated.

Yeah HK500, I was so happy the guy was giving me a quick look pics didn't even cross my mind until later Dark silver car with red interior, faultless... gorgeous in the flesh

nps, just to be sure ask when you make an appointment, most work that way (free consultation)

Bad luck fella, seek sound legal advice for this one...It should cost you $0 for an initial 1hr consult with a solicitor. So it seems you couldn't do the fandango after all.

Sammy 2 sacks hey...threre's a good life to be had for you in the circus Good on you for standing up, i'm glad you weren't stabbed. Seriously though racism = ignorance and poor parenting skills, racist kids generally know no better because of the magnificent examples they're exposed to (both adult and peer). With multi-cultural societies there will always be racist gangs until after generations of breeding we're all a little mocha coloured. Don't forget racism is rife on both sides of the street. Friggin assholes....I'll kill them all!!! Jk

Rims-tyres same rolling diameter front and rear??

THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.' Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. Lesson 4 An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson 5 A the sphincter of the universe was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the the sphincter of the universe, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The the sphincter of the universe pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the the sphincter of the universe was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.. Lesson 6 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Seven Kinds Of Sex ...... The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ... 'f**k You.' The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And . Last ... But not least .... The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself. PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN. I have enough problems of my own !!!

I'd be very suprised if it isn't the thrust bearing.. As already stated "its running dry because it wasnt greased properly" If i've seen it once i've seen it 1000 times.

Facel Vega last week, never seen one in the flesh before....Mmmm

It's starting to happen already Terry, do you have a blueray player yet? Sacd's didn't really get off the ground, but geez they're great players..yep we share some hobbies, audiophile/movie buff My mk1 capri with rear louvre was all sex baby

Hey what, so you agree if he tells the police/court/trafic infringment office he was distracted and not concentrating whilst driving he should get off. Groovy. I have an odd feeling that may not work... lol

What a prick, someone should burn him to the ground. Beautiful coupe btw, commiserations to your mum and good luck with the search.

We can only hope Tez...we can only hope. 8 tracks and picnic radios ftw.

A wash..It's time the ratline gets a tub. But no wax bitch!