mid life crisis

i found this one funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS001ecU0Vk

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well,how was it?' The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says: "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf"

gee over the yrs we all know what n.s crusies turn into i honestly dont know why any of you bother too attend them . it always ends up in grief for someone . if ya roll with wankers its a sure thing the cops wont be far behind and a fair chance they dont care who they sticker .

a ode too tiger woods Ode to Tiger Woods…. Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods… running thru the Dell Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods… better run like hell Just run like hell mate… run like hell…run like hell. Now you’re a Sporting hero… who just takes things in your stride But you’re a ‘horny’ little devil… who likes ‘crumpet’ on the side ! One either side you…. one in front and rear But you’re a man of Courage…so you wont show no fear! Seems Elin found your text mate… from that damsel in distress And that revealing photo…where she forgot to wear her dress! Then armed with your best 6 iron… She chased you down the street Straight up that bloody tree mate… just to make the job complete! Then She whacked you with your club mate … just to let you know That seeing other Sheila’s… is not the way to go! Her Mother joined the ‘circus‘…to help her distraught Daughter SHOUT But when she saw your ‘weapon‘… she swooned and just passed out! So don’t ever take a Mistress… and never take a Wife For one or the other… are sure to cause you strife! Time to see your Lawyer… then go to see your Mum.. Tell ‘em the Story… about why you’re on the run! Then go see your banker… to hide away your ‘dough‘. Better do it fast mate… or it will surely go! Eleven jilted Maidens…all chomping at the bit… And all of this because… you just loved to squeeze a Tit! Better get a ‘grip’ Son… eyes back on the ‘ball’ Better get a grip Son.. or else you’ll lose it all! So now go join a library… never ‘buy another a book‘. And then when you ‘feel like it‘… just take another one ‘off the hook‘! I know a place called Langtrees…where the Maidens are all fair They charge a reasonable rate mate…and they just call it ‘time share’! Now here’s some good advice Son… that will not spoil your fun Just tell ‘em you are Gay mate…and that will make ‘em run Then when they turn on heel… just pinch’ em on the bum Then nick off down to Langtrees … and have yourself some fun Then Go Tiger… Go Tiger… Go Tiger… Go… but don’t you let that ‘Jiggy-Jig’ slow! Reply With Quote

your gearbox sounds like my ex mrs just too be on the safe side i replaced her with a younger model ......on the other hand your gearbox could last for yrs without a problem

might try that at work next time some one dosent leave the lock nut key in the console lol . bet the look on there face's would be pricless when they come too collect there car after a service

i just bought a grands worth of shockies for my race car from the states and didnt have too pay any extra tax on them customs had opened the boxes and re taped them shut

is that you mr rann ???????

ralmao i heard you call your water bed the dead sea

actually i hope the door smacks him fair and square in the back of the head on the way out lol

if it is as he says and these people pledged to buy them then they should honour there pledge i hate people that back out of a deal . i still do deals on a handshake alone i would be pretty pissed as well i reckon if i was him

i reckon that make's the catholic church a cult cause there not big on weloming woman to the priest hood or really eccept gay couples too the church ....just a couple off the top of my head

now thats getting nasty lol

did i spot a big trans cooler on ya wreck? if so u want too sell it

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i think your both as childish as each other

i saw a nice 318 with a sr20 conversion that was really well done went like a cat with deep heat on it's nuts lol

well done on the birth of your son :-) now for the world of shitty nappies and sleepless nights lol

what soet of fuel rail are you after ? i have a spare stock r33 if thats any good too ya

it pulls apart no worries craig thats not a problem

big hugzzzzzzz

hadto change a busted steering rack on a wrx at work today ....im never going to whinge about working on a skyline again lol .......suport engine undo engine mounts drop xmember and thats just so you can undo the power steering lines of the rack this thing had snapped the rack into 2 bits unfknbelievable . if i dont work on another wrx i will be a happy man lol least tomorrow is easy just a few services and swap a auto over in a commy .. end of rant

dunno about the seat maybe get a sunroof lol