mid life crisis

ive changed that hose twice now once on my sons car and once on my own first time took me a couple of hrs and the second time less than a hr . the second time i used a pair of pointy nose pliars about 12 inches long and that made the job a shit load easier . still not a pleasant task at the best of times but buggered if i would pull a motor just too do it tho

nope no cigar it wasent tangles besides he is to big to argue with i would just let him keep it lol or wack him across the knee's with it ......:-)

nah i wont name and shame just yet i will give it a week too see if it rocks back up at work if not then the name and shame lol

might have too look for a new one in the home hardwear dogalog

or ya canna handa manna a granda spanna

a month or so ago i lent a spanner to a member on here so they could fix there hica's well i would like it back please . if you could drop it back to profix poorake where you picked it up from would be great . cheers midlife crisis

[ brakes will be the downer meh speedway style tangles use the car in front lol..... might even come up for a look

blow up doll love lube puncture repair kit

nice looking car chris 20 yrs driving super sedans and now dirt circuit it cures ya fear of most things lol

yeah im old so what ? the skating ring and the pool was always a place of fun . we used to ride our pushbikes around the shopping centre and play pool in the upstairs pool room . never had people chasing me with bats and havent been in a fight since primary school bahhh the elizabeth high was for soft cocks . maybe trouble attracted trouble ? elizabeth west high was the place too be lol .

lol at 1983 ur only a newbie so u and ya stuck up homies can piss orff any times ya likes lol moved to elizabeth in 1964 was glad to get out of the south side of town still live in the north side just a bit further out nowdays and a proud northie :-) . like they say if ya cant stand the heat get out of the kitchen biatch lol

Sitting on a train is a kiwi guy, an Aussie bloke, an old lady and a hot blonde with big boobs.The Train goes through a dark tunnel and after a few seconds there is a loud slap.When the train emerges the Kiwi has a large red welt on his face. No one speaks!!! The old lady thinks the Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde and she's slapped him. The blonde thinks the Kiwi guy must have groped the old lady by mistake and he'd been slapped. The Aussie thinks i cant wait till the next tunnel to slap that Kiwi prick again...

bet if 12 cars blasted music and reved there engines any other time they would be classed as hoons lol

SCOUSERS JOIN FERRARI "The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday." This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the australian government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some lonsdale youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from lonsdale were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the lonsdale pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of vb, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.

its a thankless job and i only work as a mech part time nowdays and i will tell you why 1 shit money 2 customers that want there car fixed then whinge about the bill ie your ripping them off 3 customers that bring shit parts from the wreckers ive had people bring 2nd hand brake pads so they they dont have too pay for new ones and get shitty cause you wont fit them if you did and there brakes failed your the one in the shit 4 the customer why tries to fix his own car and f**ks it up gets it towed to the shop and are 2 embarresed too say what they have played with then whinge cause it took a hr to fig out what they had f**ked and it;s usually not anything to do with the original problem. 5 f**ked back shoulders and elbows after a few yrs 6 after 5 days work you cant be f**ked working on ya own cars and projects so they go down hill and then ya mates get shitty cause ya cant be f**ked working on there cars for f**k all on a sunday arvo . 7 if you work in a workshop or dealership they bust ya arse for the crap money they pay you 8 i could go on but you get the message 30 yrs ive been at it and should have quit after the first

was working out in shed on the race car all day between the noise of the rain on the tin and the thunder it was bloody loud the whole shed lit up some times with the lightning . but on the bright side my 27.000 litre rain water and the 5000 lt are chockers so plenty of water for the lawn this summer

depending on what model val it might be push button auto on the dash either way if ya want someone too drive it im ya man lol

im building a trailer soon tangles i reckon for 300 they would look ok on that lol

crazy horse

i dont mind ya chewing on the straw it's the spitting that goes with ya chewing tabacca and ya corn pipe that really makes you a hick lol

im with shannons have been the last 3 yrs . i pay under a grand a yr series 1 r33 agreed value at 18 g and 500 bucks exess if it gets stolen . the joys of been a old fart lower premuins i have never had to claim with them so i cant comment on that side of things i pay monthly im rapt with them so far ..

a short love story Love it!!!! A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman, who had never met before, But who were both married to other people, Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold..' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.' 'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!' he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own f#$%ing blanket.' After a moment of silence, .......................he farted. The End

hey tangles did i see a while ago you had a race seat for sale ?

maybe you should move too muffetvale with the rest of the muffets ie tangles and co lol

steve steve steve im shaking my head in disgust i thought you was one of the good guys lol