mid life crisis

so what time is tea? i can bring some nuggets if ya like only take me 2 mins to get there :-)

repco ===rip every poor c##t off

i hate it when ya live on a street where every house is on a 1/2 acre block and you live next door to the only vacant block in the street and the council lets some prick subdivide it and put 4 bloody house's on it . ffs my second driveway is bigger than the blocks these house's are on . i could pull down my shed subdivide it and sell my driveway for 130 g lol

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i hate people who think they know it all .............cause it upset's those of us who do :-)

i ran a torana at speedway many yrs ago that run a gm 471 blower with a ait split pulse t4 turbo blowing into the top of the blower . it was awseome to drive the blower got it of the line like a cat with deep heat on it;s balls and the turbo kept enough air into it down the straights . it was a old 186 block with a 221 falcon crank with a alloy phill irvin head and mechanical endlee methanol injection . got 3 seasons out of that set up b4 it dropped the crank out of the block every thing was custom made and cost a mint back then but you could not buy anything off the shelf . won many a race beating 350 powered cars i loved it lol

many yrs ago i was in a mates car we was looking for a car park under the adelaide convesion centre he finially spots a vacat park after about 20 mins of looking . as we are about to park this old bitch in a mercedes dive's in hitting his car in the process. we stop she gets out and says first in best dress and walks off lol she was dressed up in her fur coat gold earings ect ect ect . my mate was fuming so he climbs up on the car kicks in the sunroof im like wtf lets get out of here. he climbs in and dropped a big steaming turd on the drivers seat that had lambswool seat cover's . i would too have loved to seen the look on her face when she found it or even better if she sat in it karma is a wonderfull thing . true story i was about 19 at the time

****turbos dont go fast with out the drivers permission!!!***** thats very true but on the other hand why do you need a turbo that big if your not planning on going fast ?. always more than one way too look at it

and all of that is fantastic right till the next dickhead in a import drive's like a wanker and then it starts all over again .

i dont think think the cruises should stop i think the people arranging them do a great job :-) personaly i dont go on them as a older member i feel a bit out of place hanging out with people old enough to be my kids . but those that enjoy them and there seems plenty that do good luck to ya enjoy your rides kudo;s to the people that have done a great job in arranging them as well . mid life crisis

i had a dipstick keep blowing out on one of my speedway engines once all i did was hook a small spring to the top of the dipstick and hook it somewhere that held it tight problem solved lol

funny how some people keep getting defected more than once yet other's dont seem to have a problem . ive had my car over 3 yrs now and i know it's too low too loud and the tints too dark and am expecting the dreaded yellow sticker at some stage . i was recently pulled over for a license check and the police man did not even look at my car . he was very polite just asked if the car had rego looked at my license asked if i had any weapons in the car i said doe's my walking stick count ? said have a nice day and that was that . not at any stage did he go within 20 ft of the car as soon as i pulled over i got out and walked to his car . dodged a bullet that day lol

hi all im after a set of r 33 gun metal m spec side skirts pref in adelaide cheers mid life crisis

man thats hard to read

you can put lipstick on a pig but it will still be a pig

cheers for that ryan but i already have a white set was hoping someone would have some the right colour i want ie save on the cost of painting

come on guys someone must have a pair of gun metal grey sideskirts laying around they want too. " sell cash waiting"

wanted m spec side skirts in gun metal grey can swap for a white pair

When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her. Alright Ladies. Forward this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, forward it anyway. Men, forward this if you have BALLS !!!

apperently big brake lock up car slid into the kerb spun it around and got airborn into the pole backwards thats why the people in the back copped it . bloody sad all round i really dont think the make of car matters there is dickheads driving every make . saw some clown wed night in a r32 gtr going down main north raod thru munno para weaving in and out of the traffic over 3 lanes cutting cars off . i got the first 3 numbers of his plate if i get the other 3 a ph call will be made dicks like that give us all a bad name

i used to race against chris milton at speedway yrs ago he has built some killer engine's . but a few duds as well like a big buck 366ci chev for speedway that lasted less than 2 laps b4 throwing a rod big shit fight over that one lol

house already paid for rube's but some landscaping wouldnt go astray im sure the mrs will find something that needs doing :-)

yeah and set of lawn bowls and a funny hat damm my shed looks empty

whoo hooo just sold my boat big choice now spend the lot on my skyline or invest it ????????????........20 odd grand would buy some nice mods lol

bitch fight bitch fight bitch fight keep going i will brb just getting more popcorn :-)