A young man asks hs father,"Dad,how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father,surprised,answers,"Well,son,there are 3 kinds of breasts.In her 20's,a woman's breast are like melons,round and firm.In her 30's & 40's,they are like pears,still nice but hanging a bit.After 50,they are like ONIONS."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them & they make you cry."