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  1. I WANT ONE DAMMIT!!!
  2. My back teeth are floating, when Nature calls, you better bloody listen! Be right back...
  3. The 32.
  4. ..and one is gay so you could be on a winner...
  5. Buy one and I'll swap the 180...
  6. She has three brothers...
  7. The guys are getting worried, I'm going all mushy and stuff...
  8. She is my little princess :love:
  9. Sorta like when you're in the bathrrom and people knock and ask if you're decent. "Well I'm clothed, but that doesn't answer your question" is my usual reply...
  10. off you go then...
  11. There's always unrest, but we are never civil regardless
  12. :Owned: ...but not by me
  13. But the pay makes up for it.
  14. Man if I wasn't on extended hours at the moment I would be going home now
  15. mmmm Whore Chick, in a good way, is there anything better?
  16. Yeah there was some unrest amongst the Spankers but it appears to be simmering down...
  17. bite my ass...
  18. What's the go with this Niz person? Doesn't seem to venture beyond WA...
  19. Two blondes walk into a bar... You'd think the second would have ducked. Ta da boom ting!
  20. But I can't perform under pressure. So my ex says anyway
  21. Yeah even I got chatted But never fear we will have round two.
  22. Nope, too lazy, need inspiration.
  23. That was a moment of divine humour intervention. I have made no humourous statements since, except the lame joke about duck...
  24. Pfft and you call yourself a Pwhore... It's :Owned: :werd:
  25. Nah Sciby got tired so we did jack, but not jack... I think that makes sense...
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