So I guess I should actually introduce myself. I'm Squizz, been here since the beginning of SAU. I'm not really a carney, but I am a dancer.
Pleased to meet you.
Piece of piss, watch this...
DON'T BE BASHFUL, DON'T BE SHY! COME ON OVER AND GIVE IT TRY! WIN A PRIZE FOR THE LADY, 2 BOB FOR 3 THROWS OR ANOTHER DOLLAR FOR 5!