All I'm hearing is "wah wah wah I built a look at me car and now realise it's slow and expensive so I'd better throw out any and all cliche V8's are better lines and hope noone notices my little man tears".
My lunchbox daily is a full second quicker down the quarter than your 'real' motor. The rightful domain of your 'real' motor is the strip, and it can't even do that properly.
The blue one *might*, it's way down on power but makes that back in being just over 1200kg.
I'm retired.
It's the slow one, so exhaust and tune.
Still faster than a Cor33vette though.