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I'm sure bozodos has a few friends who can sing.

*waits for ricsvtr to kick up a stink about being banned. fkn hurry up so I can unban you kent.

I might swing by his place after work and remind him to check his facebook. And his PM's.

+30 guys on VW vortex in the US are pulling this off with no rubs and a little bit of poke (I'm rolling the fenders out anyways)... so I'm fairly sure between my measurements and real world results that its doable. Guys in the US run mad fitment and offsets, but on shitty rotas. Guys in EU run mad BBS meshies with dish, but don't run anything more than 8.5" usually, guys in Oz... they usually just stick to shitty Starcrap's from Tempe Tyres or Audi A4 wheels. I want something different.

No wait. Thristan then Birds. Wait. I might PM Ash about this too.

sif. I'd have banned you (and half the forum) a long time ago just for shits n giggles if that was the case. Starting with Birds... then Thristan.

bidding on 18" by 10" wide Work Miester S1's for the mystery golf. According to the cardboard mockup I made of the wheels for quick offset clearance calculation, they should fit just right with stretched 215's and a little camber/fender pull. Thinking of forgoing the airbag suspension though and riding on coils... will mean I'll have to redo my driveway. Fuckit. fucking shit just got real. Time to shame some Euro drivers into submission.

smellsior needs better fitment, 33 gtst needs moar neons, moar headrests and less man-cleavage in photos.

GTFO.

dezzownd.

Yo Cheffeh, have you heard any firm dates for the oz release of the CR-Z?

I tried telling him I didn't have an aftermarket turbo or BOV. He didn't want to hear my excuses. Threatened to give me the burger with the lot. Didn't take too kindly to me asking if he worked at maccas previous to becoming a cop. In the end after his partner started giggling he let me off with a warning. That'll teach me to drive an r32 GTS (N/A). But that was 8 years ago. I'm sure these days under the hoon driving and terrorism statutes my car would be impounded and I'd have been Rodney King'd.

yeah its wierd you guys don't like BTCC, of all the racing codes, I find BTCC and Supertaxi's the closest to call, and most fun to watch for the mayhem side of things (other than nascar when they crash, but that's what highlights are for). JGTC is piss boring to watch, but the cars are epic.

friday night I was walking outside billboards, and saw 6 cops randomly checking people etc, massive crowd outside etc, kept walking through it and waiting to cross on little bourke and a fight amongst about 6 18yr olds breaks out... like 10 meters away from all the cops... and people are yelling telling em a fight's goin down and they walk up like a good 5 mins later to find one guy on the ground beat up and all the other guys've already left the scene. keep walking down and a guy's on the side of the road a block up rubbing his knuckles cos he's bruised em etc. sometimes it'd be better if they had a shoot first ask later policy.

yes, and now I've returned as the saviour with a message of epic fitment or damnation. it was wierd, going down the tunnel, i see two headlights comin towards me... at first I was like "meh" but then I realised that the tunnel was one way. kept goin in my lane, cos if I swerve and he does there's a 50% chance that we'd collect each other. slowed right down and the dumb kent takes the inside lane and almost collects another car.

some dude just decided to play chicken with me while travelling in the opposite direction in the burnley tunnel. wtf.

make sure you double bag when you shop at four floors

lol goin by that chop, those are 23" or 24" wheels. good work.

D-Speed make ones that don't fade. AFAIK GTR only though. Factory ones also don't fade.

your mum's shithouse.

this is true. also you need wide angle lenses to pick up the trail of parts that fall off em. I'm sure my ceffy has pics in the ceffy section. do a search for "godfather bitches".

for someone who's apparently only ever owned run down pieces of shit, I've always sold my cars for a profit. even in this ghey market its not hard to find some nooblet who doesn't know how to spend wisely.

cars are donated to the police by manufacturers... well actually local agents of manufacturers. The only specially comissioned skylines I know of are the undercover sedans.

lol I'm not gonna argue with you kris, shits retarded.

Kris, you calling any other car Sydney spec, other than maybe anything that rolls out of Queen St Smash is hilarious. I'd pick alex's whale over yours anyday, even if it made 11ty gajillion kw's.