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  1. Only dropkicks get their girlfriends flowers in boxes. Boxes are for friends who don't put out that you still want to keep a line of communication open with, and dead people.
  2. Ugh, so am I the only one that uses complex algebra on a regular basis for work? Query optimisation via graph traversal using telescoping series etc?
  3. Ooer, Book Country reports are starting to pop up everywhere in the blogosphere now. How exciting! #neo

  4. I'd smash the next queen to be though... Just sayin. She's got impeccable teeth for a pomme. Such a QILF.
  5. Dear all, please read Seth Godin's guide to emailing and follow it, to the letter. http://bit.ly/4kQViT

  6. I'm assuming you stepped in and corrected em on what man cum really tasted like? douchebag
  7. you realise this is a lebo scam right?
  8. whoops sorry I thought you meant the ones on the bottom of the sides. technically you can see the indicators next to the headlights even from front on, so it's passable. I think I like the indicators filled in, but that's just me, with the "mouth" covering the reo bar so I don't have to chop it.
  9. Some "Social Media Experts" are modern day Alchemists. We all know they're pulling a fast one, but no one wants to admit to it. Gold? #neo

  10. Penguin Books Aus website now rockin Facebook Send buttons on all books and author profiles. Check it out: http://pen.gy/hH5ZiM *Leo strut*

  11. thinking of buying one of these and repurposing it for the car: http://www.kogan.com.au/shop/kogan-wi-fi-digital-radio-dab-iphone-docking-delux/ sick of trying to find a DAB stereo that also has an iphone input.
  12. I was at Geebung early in the night last night. Great place to meet barely legal loose moralled girls.
  13. I'm in too. been ages since a good game of poker. also... Chicken? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1pLfowWerc engine out.
  14. 8:37 to 8:47... aaaawwwkward silence
  15. time for some porn
  16. you wash your hands after floggin yourself?
  17. bog stock. bought it with genuine 20,000k's on it (with logs) for my old man to drive around. lowered with king springs. needs a fresh coat of paint cos the paint's faded on the roof and bonnet from being parked outside for the last 3 years. has had a hit in the front, but repaired 100% (upgraded to an R33 GTSt radiator tho in the process). Rockin Godfather 18" wheels for teh VIP, but have stock BBS's if you wanna skimp. boot fits 3 dead hookers + bag full of cash and cocaine can be stashed in one of 5 compartments in the cabin. lower control arms take out cats eyes while changing lanes tho cos of the low low. give me a price. needs: coilovers and paint FTW. And a manual gearbox. Maybe an RB25DET or SR20DERP.
  18. buy mine. it's auto tho.
  19. multi function display display?
  20. nay, you can cut em out if you want. harder to fill in if they're not there.
  21. lol settle down fagnuts. i'm sayin when I first saw that pic as your avatar I thought it was you, hence, she looks like a boy. On the upside I did think you had a nice ass tho.
  22. she looks like a boy. first time I saw it I thought it was a pic of you being full homo. just sayin.
  23. yeah but what you're doin is like buying a harman kardon system to play music in the middle of a construction site. cos you know clarity in audio is so important in a car where you're less than half a metre away from the engine, and thanks to toyota's awesome in cabin design aesthetics is accompanied by a cacophony of squeaks, rattles and vibrations. whatever helps you drop the panties I suppose.
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