funkymonkey

parked next to an interlagos blue E60 M5 today at work. Almost lost my shit.

sorry, meant RS3, not S4. probably won't get it in oz, but an S3's still pretty sweet.

shot? no. banned? yes. no pressure. lol I need plastic cos my stock front bar (no splitter) sits 2inches off the ground at the current height. Autech is lower so it'll sit nice and low. At that height fibreglass will shatter when I go over a lane marker/rock. Instant gentleman would be sweet, but: 1) too much work to make a mould 2) doesn't really suit the square faces of the ceffy. Chaser etc are much more rounded. Autech's the only one that goes straight down and doesn't look mad homo by flaring out. You can buy good quality fibreglass Autech kits from aeromaster.jp pretty cheap... but it's kinda pointless.

what? where? all the ones I've seen have fitment like a bag of dicks. they do look sweet in factory form. No R32 in new model sucks a bit tho. R32's where it's all at. Audi S4 is the new king hatch atm anyways. Looks hot. AWD. Turbo.

FML

yeah, GTi's. Well... in 1999 the GTi was a 2.0L n/a like mine, but then after mid 1999 they went to 1.8L turbo's.

pretty easy to tell when they are tho. i quit on my mates when they start puttin down a series of uncommon words.

hurry up astro turd, chop chop.

2000 or 2001? 2L 4 cyl.

he'd still pwn your illiterate ass douchebag

i want in on this gangbang.

what's the problem with that? as long as it flows properly who cares?

that's what she said.

been smashing nando's 1/2 chicken meals for the last month cos of their buy 1/4 get 1/4 free deal. split it with a mate for lunch and you have 1/4 chicken and half of seriously large peri peri chips for $6.50 each.

cheapest long term carpark evar. just make sure you're not in a clearway and you're good to go. $60 fine for 2 week carpark. nice. Or... Day 1: Park car in one spot. Receive fine. Go home in car. Day 2: Park car in same spot in same orientation, place yesterdays fine on window. Repeat. Infinite carparks. Problem council? Umad?

S1 Autech or GTFO. S2 looks like ass.

bacon. $200 of chocolate in bacon. actually. save the block for SAU mountain retreat. Melt it down, combine with bacon and consume with alcohol.

Autech kit in polyurethane rather than shitty fibreglass. All the euro shops in UK/USA do polyurethane for the same price as we buy fibreglass knockoffs at for beemers and audi's. All comes out of china too.

http://www.torpedo7.com.au/products/G6CMCN0HD/title/gopro-hd-motorsports-hero-camera $300 for a go pro HD.

http://www.torpedo7.com.au/products/G6CMCN0HD/title/gopro-hd-motorsports-hero-camera awesome camera for $300.

FYP

whose vagina?

literally? not like metaphorically? maybe metaphysically? not analogously?

welcome to 2007. population: you. story: http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/15/credulous-photojournalism-of-the-day old lulz here: http://whatthecrap.wordpress.com/2007/08/15/two-bullets-in-the-hand-one-big-crock-of-bull/