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Actually... Carol has strange lookin knees. need more evidence.

Carol's not bad lookin. I'd tap that. Maybe. Doesn't want you for your wang tho clearly, just wants you for your wheels. Well played. Also, is Josh your lover?

this.

arsepick fail

wiping asses is for peasants. Bidet and douchettes brah.

actually, don't fade it out, that way it stays on the last frame when the video ends so ngas can read the URL properly.

wtf is going on in here? what's the meaning of all this rampant faggotry? fucking ethnics. stop homoing shit up.

noobiest/faggotiest reason to not cash in on someone else's stupidity.

can we go home? some sort of retarded pick up line? you wanna say "sin-na vetike, bo-ge-la-ma" which is "can we go to my mistresses' house?"

there's only one MP1 which all purple R33's were (GTR and limited numbers of S3 GTSt's), and MP1 doesn't have pearlescent mica in it like that car.

haha nice one. yell this out when they're being noisy: "vaa-yuy poth-oong-ga-da!" basically "shut up guys!"

they made it extra glittery. MP1 is a metallic, not a pearl.

I am sri lankan/malaysian/whateverthefuck. I don't shout into my phone or use the loudspeaker unless I'm at the movies.Must be your housemates. Either that or thems field ngas not house ngas. Fresh off the boat?

think he meant the SAU Princes Traffic Light Drag Superstars.

Getting wasted is cool when you're under 25. Getting wasted is embarrassing when you're over 25.

hey with SAU VIC TV, the URL at the end flashes in and out really quick. feature or bug?

I bet you've still got that ballerina trophy you won many moons ago for the Lada. Was a great day and great catching up with old faces again. See yas in 3 years when I'm up for renewal.

the guy that used to own that car used to hang out with us in brissy a while back. He had a pimpin white ceffy as well. From memory he should've moved to Japan meow.

* being black what? whoever that gets pinged with these retarded technicalities needs to eat a bag of dicks, they don't resort to pulling em out unless you give em attitude. Cos you know, it's such an intelligent idea to remind the copper that just pulled you over that he's wasting your time and his. That's gotta make his job feel that much better.

fkn amature move. go to UK, buy a $30 flight to Netherlands, buy a brand new RHD Merc/Audi/BMW in pimp spec limited edition (something hard to get in oz, like one of those 11ty hp turbo diesels or someshit), jump on a ferry back to the UK. BAM, car in the UK without paying retarded UK taxes. A year later... BAM, car in oz that is worth double what you paid for a year ago. Flip it and do it again for the other year of your remaining visa.

i bet Kris plays as an arab in COD

all my cars work exactly the way I want em too. problem?

But your car does give arabs boners. So you are impressing someone. Oh and they're not the saudi ones that drift lambos either.

clearly. explains the bodykit and paint.