funkymonkey

fkn amature move. go to UK, buy a $30 flight to Netherlands, buy a brand new RHD Merc/Audi/BMW in pimp spec limited edition (something hard to get in oz, like one of those 11ty hp turbo diesels or someshit), jump on a ferry back to the UK. BAM, car in the UK without paying retarded UK taxes. A year later... BAM, car in oz that is worth double what you paid for a year ago. Flip it and do it again for the other year of your remaining visa.

i bet Kris plays as an arab in COD

all my cars work exactly the way I want em too. problem?

But your car does give arabs boners. So you are impressing someone. Oh and they're not the saudi ones that drift lambos either.

clearly. explains the bodykit and paint.

normal people don't make April fools day pranks after noon.

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/topic/359280-r32-gts4-4-door-manual/ u mad mo? so BN skirts and fibreglass GTR bumpers are what you aspire to?

One of the guys from the datto club almost had a stroke when he saw the conversion being done in the shop. They fap to matching numbers and all that shit. Fuck that. I just want rust free. I'm turfing the shitheap L28 engine and the suspension, putting in 1972 355 stroker with EFI conversion so I'm outside of EPA laws (car is 1973, engine is 1972). Should make about 450-500hp easy. Swapping in S14 suspension to make it handle better and ditching allt he heavy steering shit. Long term (expensive) project, but will be fuckin fun once it's done. I stopped getting attached to cars a while back. Easy way to lose money. I own 5 cars outright and don't owe a dime on any of em as a result. 3 are with me, one in the shop, one for buying and selling to make some cash on the side.

haha I'm not gonna be doin full sick races in it up and down prinny anyways, so you'll probably never see it. it's a full resto project so don't expect it to be finished anytime soon. This one's a keeper, so I'm takin my sweet time with it, golf mods for short term lulz. Unless someone offers me stupid amounts of money for it (ie more than I paid for it) in which case I'll flip it in a heartbeat.

putting an stroked EFI 5.7L 350 chev into my 240Z. Maybe supercharge later down the track. fuck y'all and your straight 6's.

you've been smoking too much pole if you think a 32 or 33 looks better than a poopra. They may be lighter and easier to steer, but they sure as shit don't look better. I have gridiron padding if you want. BYO helmet and mouth guard.

white R33 GTR is pr0n. second best to midnight purple. black is for GTSt's.

banzor'd for 7 days.

fuck you.

the upside is that you can potentially do it all over again and avoid any mistakes you made the first time... like buying an R33.

so that's a no then?

lol my old RB20DE R32 GTS made 115rwkw. V-boy, R32's: your.doin.it.wrong.

VT SPac Attack? that's what my old man bought to drive around when the ceffy was in the shop. Drove it a month before I convinced him to go halves on a GS. Cube it.It's a fuckin car, not your first-born. Letting it sit depreciating is a totally homo move.

i've still got my old yamaha 2 speed burner and some kodak gold blank cd's somewhere in the garage. back in 96 i was downloading mp3's off irc and newsgroups at the local library, then chucking em on spanned floppies using ARJ, come home with this stack of floppies on my bike, burn custom compilations onto CD's, then flog em at school for $10 a pop. Sold enough to recoup the $600 I had to spend on the burner and not have to work during the hols. Then some other kent bought a 4x burner and started copying my CD's and sellin em for $7.50, so I had to drop to $7.50 and specials like 2 for $12 n shit. ahh the good old days. I found an old floppy labelled porn gif's and I was like all nostalgic n shit. Found a floppy drive, hooked it up to my PC, then loaded the image and the pics were like the size of the avatars we use. and in 8bit colour. FFFUUU.

actually it's gone full circle and nga's have gone back to DL'in off newsgroups again like in the 90's. Good old days of downloading porn off alt.binaries.sex. errr. Cairns? They might as well get you a train ticket to Packenham or some shit.

its 3.5k more than the only serious offer on the table.

3M tint only comes in 15% or 25%, it's 17% actual VLT but it has 5% light reflection as well... net effect 15%. or some shit like that.

street cred can suck my dick. 25% is best balance of visibility and solar evergy rejection. My biased opinion > Science + Maths > Street Cred > you

just bought tint for the golf. 3M, precut, 25% VLT. $100 delivered. Sooo fuckin good to have a car where you can just contact a distributor/manufacturer and not have to custom order shit. Hello Nissan, yeah I need a coil harness... what? the plug is different for the year? OK, what? Have to custom order from japan? What about the other one? Oh custom order that too? What? If I splice a CA18 plug into an RB30 harness it'll work? Fuck off. <hang up> Ohio Nissan Japan! What? Nuclear meltdown? Have to custom order? Fuck obu. <ring chinese import co> Hi, I need a harness. Yes, I'll bring the lube in exchange for your shitty knockoff with plugs that are more brittle than the 20 year version I'm replacing.