funkymonkey

everyone has their age in their profile don't they?

lol no pic of the golf? I am disappoint.

goddamn dutch wogs.

offer the guy a swap plus cash. hopefully he's gullible enough to take your car. just sell him on the pipedream that it's only a manual gearbox and an RB26 away from being a GTR sedan. who in their right mind shops at autoyarn anyways?

Mazda 3/6 is AUDM broseph.

Mohsen, how's this for an idea? Douchebag

make sure you don't roll it by trying to drive it while you fish the tabouleh out of your bumbag. They're wasting their time braking to check it out?

if it's a mac running OSX 10, then press f8 during boot at the white screen, use the help command to find what boot switches you can use. verbose boot usually tells you where it's falling over. it's exactly like unix, same diagnostic procedure.

coulda fooled me, thought you were full muztek.

be careful, ebay Exedy's aren't all legit. we had an Exedy rep come in after some dude brought in a car that had shattered its pressure plate, to be told that it was a replica or someshit.

You can pick up an MK4 R32 for a smidgen under 30ish now.

GTi's kinda boring to drive once you've owned a RWD nissan turbo. R32 on the other hand is balls out fun. Ford Focus RS. Would smash.

probably why they gave us 5 years free. I just use it for the airport services and free gig tickets. Although I've always wanted to test out that 100k's breakdown offer they have. Not that we've ever had to use it. I think the only time my old man had a legit reason to call em was coz he left his lights on and the battery ran flat.

I equate owning a golf to owning a corolla. Buying a Seat would be the same as an Excel. If bob jane made wheels that looked as nice and had the same features I'd be rockin it non stop. They don't. lol alex, I actually built lexus' website back in 2007, and as part of my package my old man now rocks complimentary Encore for the next 3 (and has had for the past two) years on his GS 430. Come at me bro.

they also charge you just as well. holden breaks down? walk into the nearest servo/repco/supercheap/bunnings and buy the spare parts.

audi's and beemer's are the falcons and commodores of europe, furreals. VW's are the toyotas (they sell a shitload, and are just simple, easy to use, mechanically resilient cars). Anyone who think's they're luxury is delusional and needs to get their head checked. It may work on your average bogan who's never needed to apply for a passport cos he reckons Albury is going too far away, but seriously, get yourself some perspective. Same goes for any assmonkey that thinks Lexus is value for money. The Toyota Altezza was half the price and twice as feature rich as the IS200 or IS300, just because globalisation wasn't as prelevant back in the day, doesn't mean it still has to be right now. Stop swinging on history and archaic thinking's nuts, and wake up to the fact that we live in a global economy that drives a global playing field. The more you pillocks let dealers convince you that something is worth paying a premium for because it is a "luxury item" the further you propagate the myth. Next time you meet a euro wanker, remind em that they're driving germany's falcon. Meet some middle management knobjugger that drives a Lexus 4WD? Ask him how his glorified landcruiser does offroad. Fuck off with your "luxury" bullshit. You bunch of cockjockeys also probably reply to Nigerian princes and buy speakers out of the back of white vans. Owning an Audi or Beemer is more an excuse for some prat stuck in middle management to ramble on about how much more affluent he is than the next guy. Wanna prove you can dabble in real luxury? Have a garage that resembles a member of arab royalty's. Hell, even an Aussie mine owner's garage will do. Real affluent people buy an Audi or a Beemer cos they can afford it and its quality is higher than what passes off as acceptable in Australia, then they never speak of the fact ever again, to them it's just another car. The guys who bleat on about it are usually the ones trying to prove to the world that they are worth something.

I like the bottom grille and the bonnet, not a fan of the pontiac logo or the vents on either side of it.

actually lexus gets shittier specs than toyota. only benefit of buying a lexus is standard leather. No 1JZ, no air suspension, no wagon option etc etc.

lol was for offering to stuff my dog. and also for 300zx faggotry.

lol i was wondering where mohsen was with his 2c on ford vs holden, then remembered that I banned him.

best ford on the market by far is the Mondeo, and that's FWD, which says a lot about the falcoon.

Ford high tech suspension: vs Holden high tech suspension: VE has better suspension geometry, not something that looks like it belongs in a 67 mustang. Dirty kents at Ford call it "Control Blade Independent Rear Suspension" and try and peddle it off as something good. fuck off with that neolithic cuntbaggery, two leprechauns swinging off my nuts will give me more stability than that shit. lol @ Nissans being more high tech than both by 1989.

sif. Porsche 911's doppelkupplungsgetriebe gearbox was concieved by the germans to fuck with the allies.