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Tom Ang's the godfather of Digital cameras n shiz... http://www.penguin.com.au/contributors/tom-ang

that looks tits matt, and goddamn kory's photos are stunning. yeah the entries are comin through. the lady who put the competition's text together is a retard. wtf is 1MG? btw I might be able to swing some Tom Ang signed goodies for you guys if there's any interest?

so did you poke a hole in it to foil his well laid plans?

referring to niggaroj.

gettin outer barrels made. i told em it wasn't a high priority job... no rush. it doesn't need to go on till car's resprayed and panel beaten anyways. plus the bolts haven't arrived from germany... this is due to waiting on my not so clever cousin to mail it to me. altho now that I'm public transporting it like a peasant I might as well get it done.

also, if you're gonna rock epic 3pc meisters with chronic offsets, and your rim's not gonna sit less than 1cm from the fender, don't buy it. let it go to a good home instead. it's like abandoning a puppy when it grows up cos it ain't cute anymore. furreals.

what happens if there's a leak from above onto his roof?

lol that's the sizes that's goin on my golf. meisters. with even more offset. deal w/ it.

that would be rape

you just need a diploma. any diploma really. its basically to prove to the english schools that you're not a dropkick that can't even speak english. english schools in japan aren't like the ones here. It's more conversational, there's usually a very loose syllabus and it's mostly very basic stuff.... things you cover by the end of primary school in an english school. to teach english in japan anyways (which is what 80% of the guys who go there end up doing) you don't need to do a course in Japanese. If you want to become an International Business liaison or something at a multinational then you better have a double fisted tight grip of the japanese language as they almost always prefer a local guy who speaks shitty english over a foreign guy who speaks shitty japanese.

so the new rules are, we won't own the images you send in, and the winners will only have to give us exclusive rights for 12 months following the publication of the image in the book, after which full rights revert back to you. You will be credited for the photo in the book.

sickaflex held my sideskirts on at 110km/h for 800km straight. I'd say it's safe.

my favourite movie of all time! "you can't shoot the devil in the back! what if you miss?"

gimme a lift kent. also, wantirn kebabs suck.

GTV was like the R34 version of the R32 V-Selection series... basically a GT with all the trick options from the faster models. The V is for Victory, FYI, as in "We are Victorious in JGTC, fuck you toyota and honda, hugs n kisses, Nissan"

speaking of which... I lost my license for a month... FFFUUU Altho I took the coppa to court cos he clocked me for 3 seconds by following me without a radar. He originally gave me a ticket for a 6 month suspension, but when I got all scientific in court and proved to him that the minimum time stipulated by the rules was 300m and that at the speed I was doing for 3 seconds I'd only have covered 100m. The judge said because it was inconclusive, but because I was speeding he was gonna reduce it to a 1 month suspension and a $200 fine. Mind you he pulled me over like this time last year.

Well I kinda thought buying this car was announcing to the top quality AND loose moraled broads that you had a non-functional Johnson.

so I went and told the lady who did the T&C for the comp that she was a muppet. We'll have a new T&C up tomorrow (as soon as legal gets it to me) so that it doesn't imply that we own all the photos, just that the winning one will be given exclusive rights to us to use on a cover of a book, with due credit.

so you can fit in with the crowd at the Wantirna South kebab shop?

should be able to contact Ben directly using [email protected]

Orrrr you could just buy a motorbike.

are bb guns welcome?

sorry the Caparo T1 and the Caterham RST-V8 look way better and sport the same stats.

fuck your kia carnival nyakuh.

enter them all. multiple entries allowed. flood em (mostly cos I wanna make the girls who do the judging whine about how hard it is picking a winner)