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  1. today my "hooker" decided that she loved getting all wet (due to the rain), and begged me to take her sideways.....needless to say when i didnt, she decided to make me her bitch, and took me sideways instead....sometimes i dont know why i bother with this girl ....i mean, i need to settle down you know....but its her vigorous ways, her lack of self discipline.....its a turn on
  2. stuff the skyline! id take the real jennifer!
  3. looks like a secret number!
  4. *drools* so now there are: hetro-sexuals, bi-sexuals, homo-sexuals and the latest gtr-sexual..... that is one awesome machine!
  5. yeah all imports need compliance man. check for a pink compliance plate too...(but i think thats only if its less than 10 years old - im sure though)
  6. i liek the black one...looks really nice
  7. bad luck man......pics of your new car?
  8. very interesting guys.....i think for the most part people who rent are ok, but there are a few bad apples every now and then.....and yeah, like Al said, references could be family or friends...so no way to really know.... let us know how the repairs and everything turn out Al
  9. is that her in your avatar?
  10. I dont think betsy wants to hear that thing about the bigger legs man.....
  11. eMsta

    Damn Taxes!

    Our clients get between $200 and $2,000 on average. One guy got a huge $15,000 return, but thats cos he had a lot of business. It varies really. Even though i work as a tax accountant, i do my own taxes - will be using e-tax this year. Some clients have the easiest tax returns, yet bring it to us to do it - if I was running the business, Id charge them $50 for the 10 min job instead of $140. Judging by your previous tax returns, you can estimate how much you will get back, if its going to be a lot, then might as well pay for an accountant to take care of it.
  12. mine has no name...its a street hooker that gets cheap thrills from doing it sideways
  13. eMsta

    A Duck

    f**k.............
  14. bit hard to do that though - i mean, unless a background check can be done on the new tenants. Do they have background checks for people like this woman? I.e where you can get in touch with owners of the properties that were rented by the tenant in question.....
  15. I have connected the car's horn to the stock bov...so now it goes: vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr BEEP vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr BEEP vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr BEEP
  16. my favs! i dunno man....photo of a guy smiling and holding guns.....lol - what type were they?
  17. f**k man...sorry to hear that....thats one of the concerns I have when buying investment property...and specially seeing the state some rental houses are left in, you just sorta think like "what the f**k is going on with people these days" it just f**kin sickens me that people have no respect for other peoples property and specially in cases like this, if there was no places to rent, she would have been on the street.....
  18. dang...thats one sexy stag....def worth enquiring about man
  19. haha f no.....if i own a car thats called a jumbuck, i might as well kill myself
  20. man....your utes are teh suck!! now this be a ute TEH PROTON JUMBUCK on a serious note though - those utes look aiight
  21. haha what the..........you psycho
  22. whats the outcome Al?
  23. Those guys didnt get the good looking girls because they werent humble...you know...being humble is sexy
  24. lol how did you avoid a question like "son, why is your car in the garage all the time now?" imagine owning a veyron in Aus....ud be itching to try its power but cant do it....now thats sexual frustration for ya!
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