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  1. can't really make them any slower
  2. us old fashioned guys ho visit a shop to buy games won't be screwed
  3. So... team lotus to change to Caterham! http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/90955
  4. PAINTING THE PORCH A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "Handy-Woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those Dumb Blonde Jokes we've been getting by e-mail." Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied. "I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch; it's a Lexus."
  5. Having blind faith in Heidfeld helped keep me up near the front on a bad round, only person in the 3 leagues i am in that picked Heidfeld
  6. Should have picked a real Iron Chef, Hiroyuki Sakai would have aced it
  7. 1 Lotus Renault back on the podium and Petrov making the most of Frequent flyers! It looked like it got air born before it hit the rain "gutter" Very interesting race, DRS had a good effect on the cars, Tyre strategy really played in. Great drive by Seb, whilst Hammo (the self proclaimed Senna of the modern era )at the rear end of the points
  8. Well said mate, Kristian's safety is more important than any damage to the car. and at the end of the day Luke is a big boy and can make his own decisions in regards to his car and property and if / who he lets to drive it. Just because you have an opinion on how you manage your property it doesn't mean that it applies to everyone.
  9. Just saw the pics on Facebook, Not good mate
  10. 3 Corvette Z06 GT3's landed, 1 due to do some racing this season in some sports car enduro events (1hr races).
  11. If i could get one from free i wouldn't be telling anyone
  12. Bunch of new cars due by the start of 2012 - approx 5 at the moment and more teams looking at getting approval for other makes. No news on anyone looking towards a GTR yet but will be dependent on the price, god knows i have spent the last 2 years trying to sell a pair of Ford GT3's, which we can't move due to the high $ that manufacturer wants for them. Should be news in the coming months about 2 new models which i have the pleasure of looking after the marketing pre-launch Will keep and eye out, and an ear close to the ground and if i hear something will let you guys know
  13. They looked great drinking vodka at our Clipsal after party then again i had enough to drink most chicks looked that good
  14. what excuse are they going to have after Seb runs away in malaysia?
  15. I have another tipping league with my work, only tipped 9 cars and got more than this one considering i thought i tipped the same
  16. you get 1 round that you can miss and the site picks the top 10 in qualifying for you miss anymore and 0 points
  17. Might need to put the Sauber Jacket back in the wardrobe http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2011/3/11874.html
  18. wooo... go renault
  19. Its on the 1HD timing not the BBC one, so when they had a run down of the prac sessions pre qualifying Heidfeld out in 1st Qualifying session!!!
  20. The bit they had on the new Tires was interesting after a conversation i had with some Michelin big wigs last week. When all the suppliers placed their interest Michelin pulled out when told that F1 wanted a tire that would "go off quicker" as it goes against Michelins philosophy of endurance and "economy". There has already been some comments that the team cannot talk about the falloff due to the Pirelli being unhappy with the negative media already Also noticed that One has Ferrari listed as "Scuderia Ferrari Malboro"
  21. Well gotta back a mate ... no $ but a bottle of vodka to celebrate or drown your sorrows LOL
  22. I'm gonna go with NO also found a good parking place around the track, you get a sticker that has V1 on it and you can park next to your pits
  23. haha he was saying "you guys wouldn't believe the girls i have seen over the years at the F1" Murray =
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