chris_r31

lol nisma, fred used to answer the fone and say nismo.. he has another factory round the corner, well he stored alot of cars there anyway.. last i spoke to him he had a dyno in the purchase and he was getting a tuner from japan lol.. oh performance (james) is nisma's ex partner.. if you want honest advice dont take your car to any of the dodgy flamin mongrels..

lol in the herald sun today you can see that a chicks ankle bone is about to pop out of her skin, lol..

lol in the herald sun today you can see that a chicks ankle bone is about to pop out of her skin, lol..

im not mad lol, people sticking up for a wanker hero in a "r34" because i cleaned him up in a holden, all because he thought his pinky finger was bigger than mine, childish way to prove someone wrong but hey..lol

im laughing just as much if not more at you saying im childish, because i didnt even go out of my way to embaress someone that drives a r34. if it wasnt me than hopefuly someone else would of made him look small infront of his mates and broad minded femaleters in the back.. im ova it i couldnt careless lol, but shall we be side by side at a set of lights and you think your slong is bigger than mine when im behind the wheel of a 10.87 quartermile gts, i may have to prove to you that you are a bigger wanker than your r34 friend if you think you have a chance lol and the inches to prove me wronge.

ask my dad for keys to a car i gave back cause i wanted to no what its like to work hard for something in life.. you and fellow band wagon members are just wankers. a point was proven even though it wasnt nessasary and you all having a cry cause its nissan, its r34, got pumped by a holden, and also trying to act like good citizens by saying it was illeagal blah blah blah.. you driving what you drive and on this forum only cause your restricted to money, and hopefully like your car. dont be jelous, i love my 32 and if i had the cash i would love a new maloo, but i cant so my money pit for now will be my 32..

f*king nobs.. like to see this f*k head above and his tag along bunny mates that posted in here handle 439rwkw without ending up in a coffin..

1. i punished the sad flamin mongrel cause he thought he had a 1meter long cock driving a shitheap 34 with bashed out aussie ice scab face broad minded females in the back.. 2. i would usually laugh at wankers like that and let them think what they want, but i couldnt this time. 3.its f*kwits like 34 and friends that make p platers look bad, why try and race something you no is gonna distroy you.. 4your all wankers that dont no what a hard days work is, that was my gts, but i gave it back to my dad to keep for him self cause i like to work for my shit unlike most pretty boys on here. 5.i never said anything about my dads gts to any1 cause im not a brager, just good to see a guy have his words eaten, cause he seemed the type to talk shit to girls to get them to like him, and his mates.. 6.im no hoon anymore, i have learnt a very expensive leson with hooning and the shit that follows it. 7. most comments sound like jelousy anyway lol, and if it ever comes time that were at any place good for a race, most likely all you would be hearing is the whipple charger screaming of its head as you become owned like your fellow 34 mate..

i would get your car out there b4 starting a conversation that might end up in conflickt. i would feel more at ease if my car was down at the gearbox speacialist getting done and then try and get the machanic to pay for it, rather saying something now while your car is sitting there with no gearbox.. just a thought.,

saw a r34 gtt get destroyed by me driving my dad vx gts.. lol how do you feel bud with 3 girls in the car and your mate riding passenger... sorry if i was being smart blowing kisses to the girls in the back b4 leaving you for dead.. not gonna mention plates or wear i embarresed you, but you are an idiot, lmfao..haha

here you go guys http://www.veryfreesudoku.com/ click free download under the south park picture.. dunno why but i have been into this addiction for some time, herald sun during lunch break gives me my daily fix at work, then probably a couple of games on the p.c. when i got time to park my ass and relax on the computer.. enjoy

by rights, there shoul;d be 3 things defectable on your car for a copper to give you a major. however they can give you a major for less things it just a matter of weather he ticketed the rwc box on your fine or not..

then you dont need a rwc!!! just fix your tyre with the same brand/profile ect and bring it down to the cop station ask for constable wanker, show him you fixed it and away you go..

its unroadworthy if a cop wants it to be.. some might of let you off with a minor, so all you would of had to do is change what ever was wrong and show the copper personally at the station or in your case major defect which means, your whole car has to be roadworthy, not only things you got defected for.. you get good cops and you get the wankers..

for all the many times i have lost mine, i have NEVER handed my licence in, i paid for it there for i keep it.. for a pissy one month suspension, just keep ur licence card, but if its a 12month thing like most of us lol, then a updated photo, will be nessasary, and also depending expirary on the card itself.. as for vic roads, i dont think there is enough room on this page and enough swear words i can say about them and also how organised they are.. i am currently serving 10month suspension for something i did in '05, cbf getting started cause im feeling rather relaxed tonight..

it more for the r31 guys, couple of 31's round my area have full back window stickers with skyline nationals or sum shit like that... lol kinder funny see the stickers on claped out 31's.. i owned a r31 b4 my 32, but mine was rb20 powerd, there are a few tuff 31's out there though..

ap, ur defected for those two iteams, but have u been tested for a road worthy certificate, as im sure the bastards will find more shit to add to ur list of things needed to be changed.. very rearly do rwc places check for things only what the cops can see and defect u for... if worse comes to worse drive down airport west and will have it cleared.. but it comes at a price, if u can understand.. cheers chris.

see if this thread kicks off?? were are there unmarked cops, marked cops, places yoiu see the cops always sitting waiting to get some1?? were do you see them cruze around all the time looking for p plates?? in my area, taylors lakes and shit, melton tmu patrol keilor mountain hwy. sometimes speed cameras setup on taylors road just after st'albans gym and another i can remember, radar gun on western ring road, just befor fitzgerald road exit,always sits in the middle of the freeway.. were are your local revenue raisers camping or patroling??

did the white 32 have white interior??????

lol, vb as ur username.. i was in werribee 2 nyts ago, and seen a brand new ve ssv ute, with 4 antenas and a copper driving it.. bastards are in ute now lol.. wats next, mazda 2's, and hyundai excel's ffs.. its not like there invisable with all those antena's and shit..

pretty sure that pic is as old as the pope.. not sure think i have seen it b4.

in the third pic did that white r32 have white interior???

pfft 33

yer pics, i have a vid of it.. an now in green.

the kebab bible... http://www.calaisturbo.com.au/showthread.php?t=112705 enjoy!!!