A few lol's
An Elizabeth girl goes to Centrelink to register for child benefit
"How many children?" asks the assessor
"Ten" replies the Elizabeth girl
"Ten?" says the Centrelink worker
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Elizabeth girl, "It’s great because if they are out playing in the street I just have shout 'NATHAN, YER DINNER'S READY! Or NATHAN GO TO BED NOW!' and they all do it...’
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed Centrelink worker
"That's easy," says the Elizabeth girl..."I just use their surnames"
An Elizabeth girl enters an adult shop & asks for a vibrator
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall"
She says "I'll take the red one"
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher"
Q. Two Elizabeth girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Elizabeth girl?
A. Granny
Q. Why did the Elizabeth girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call an Elizabeth girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride...
Q. What's the first question during an Elizabeth quiz night?
A. What the f*ck are you looking at?
Q. What does an Elizabeth girl use as protection during s.ex?
A. A bus shelter
Q. Two Elizabeth kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman
Q. What's the difference between a boy and an Elizabeth girl?
A. An Elizabeth girl has a higher sperm count
Q. What's the most confusing day in Elizabeth?
A. Father's day
Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Elizabeth?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!