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Seeya Brett and Paul! I have 1/2 hour to go then I am going home! Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". Once again the battle was on, however, the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted,"If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marvelling at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, or his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!" Hehe, another one!

Yeah, could possibly! You want some more, I got thousand more!

Oh no, she didn't! Makes a change from her Evo's! Call her Smelly or Beanie. She hates that too!

http://www.r31skylineclub.com/forum/index....d=1168;start=75 Hehe, more funny jokes! JOB TRAINING In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T).We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not recieve your share of shit on the job, please see your manager. You wil be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle. Employees who do not take their S.H.I.T will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Program (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Traing (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our managers took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they do not have to do S.H.I.T anymore, as they are full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T will get the S.H.I.T jobs, and can apply for a promotion to Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P.S.H.I.T). If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Officer for Training Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T). Thank you, Boss In General (B.I.G.S.H.I.T) Some advise for Paul!

Yeah so Mum said! Yeah, Dad loves making fun of me. Maybe yu should all stick up for me ya know, sheesh!!! hehe!!!

Nah, he doesn't barely ever. He is not a post whore like the rest of you guys!!!

Then you would win the Best Laugh of The Show Trophy Aidwin!!! Paul, I know, they know what I am like and that I am only joking!

Yeah, and you would win the most wierdest car trophy!

Nah Paul, Mum was an innocent women and very faithful till she met you!!! Aidwin, yep and put a picture of Sylvester the cat on your back window!!!

VY is THE MOST UGLY LOOKING Commodore ever built!

Too late Paul, you were sprung out with the mobile saga!!! Hahaha!!

By now you must be dating one of these canaries Aidwin!!!! LOL!!!

What is wrong, the fact that you have all these defects and you are a canary lover!!!!

These defect notices would make the girls think there is something wrong with him! Haha, sorry Aidwin, I am in a really funny mood today!

http://www.r31skylineclub.com/forum/index....y;threadid=1168 Some very funny jokes in there! Yeah, you would think, well, this is SAU people we are talking about, hehe!!!

They decided he was a danger to public and therefore needed a canary to look after for a while!

Hi Brett. Oh Paul, did you give them a cold too. Mum said you gave her a cold! Haha!

Poor canary, it does not want to die. You killed the last one, come to think of it, so did you Paul! Ah well, I have killed 3. Paul, you love talking. That is why you are a lecturer, you love the sound of your own voice!!! Hi Zanda!

Hi Aidwin. How is your canary going??? Hope you are taking good care of it!

Oh yeah, and the Holden 5L is the most fastest street motor ever, hahah!

Mum said that you are like a damned leach Paul. You talk more than us, are you American???:bahaha:

Nah, talkin is a true blue Aussie trait! I am actually 2nd generation Australian actually!

You have still not said what me being American would explain, Paul.

Take a closer look at the passenger rear! Also the front bumper is brand new. It has been fixed mostly but you will still see the primer patch and the perspex replacing the glass.

Like WHAT exactly! Like I said, ask Dad if I am American, hehe! It is very funny the response you may recieve!