R31 Chick

Obviously you have not seen Stevie-lee's Gemini!!

What about in America? I could be American! Haha, ask Dad if he is American!

Hi everyone! Kym, did you see the mess of Daniels car? Won't go into details, just thought ya may have seen it??? I want one of them stickers to Paul. i wil save it for the new 31! Ummm, what side of the stairs do you walk on? Haha!!!

With a wing like that Paul you may fool people. Hi Dad and Adrian.

Ha, yeah, going to watch it 2morrow night. Think I will let Seth have his helmet though.

Hay, you would not believe the amount of attention obtained from police in previus 12 months. Hay, that same cop, Constable Andrew James Maher, knows me by first name too! Haha, I still have my 12 points so he can just shove that up his bum hay! Sorry, I don't like him at ALL.

Saw another accident right out front of a tow truck drivers shop, (Pure Grunt Performance, V8 guys). Whoever it was on the motorbike did not come off to well. It involved 3 cars and a motorbike. Apparently it always happens on that road. Bryanlee38, there is 3 basic types of diff's. One is called a open diff, that drives the car forward with one whell, usually the easiest one to move. If turning left (correct me if I am wrong here Paul) it drives the car forward with the outside wheel. A locked diff, also illegal, drives the car forward with both wheels all the time. It makes your car a horrible pig to drive but makes sure 2 wheels always spin in a burnout. When turning a corner, the inside one skips as it is trying to cover the same amount of ground as the outside one which we all know is impossible, thus making the whole car vibrate and jump horribly. A LSD is the best of all 3 and has been explained to you by Paul. This guys car is open, but when open diffs are worn out, they become LSD soughta, very unpredictable what wheels will drive when and make the car dangerous if driven in a already dangerous manner. Sorry for babbling up half the page but hope that helped a little more.

We took one cops number etc. He done Jeff for speeding, (fair enough), then for driving without a licence (he had called transport and they told him that it was all ok and that he did still have it till after coart when in acctual fact he didn't) then pulled me over 3 times in 2 weeks just to make sure I wasn't driving with an expired yellow sticker that he had previously issued to the car while I was driving. I asked for his no. etc and told him it was harrassment as I have done nothing wrong and still have all 12 points to my name. He told me he was gonna get me for something so I said I was gonna dob him in for that. Needless to say,I have not been pulled over at all, let alone by him, since.

Ouch, thats a nice mess. I would get photos but as he has already filled the car up with bog it is too late.

BGW's are just that and belong on Commodores, Exels and shopping trolley's, haha!

Haha, defect master! Howz 3 yellows in 6 months strike ya? VL, sold that as soon as the yellow was removed, then for no apparent reason the 31 (at this stage still in A1 condition) and less than a month later the R31 AGAIN! Same cop yellowed the VL and then the R31. Guess his name? It was, no joke here sadly, Constable Crock. Oh boy, hope he does not read this now or my Rolla and the VN will get one too!

What did he get yellowed for this time? Let me guess, he took all illegal stuff off to pass it, and put it all straight back on after?

As you like to demonstrate in wet weather or after yellow stickers have been issued hay Paul??? Don't ya hate it when they yellow your mid 90's model immaculale car and leave me in the 89 model old bunky Commodore!!!

Hello all! Are you putting your Line on the dyno tonight Paul?

The true definition of a 'burnout' is a car that can spin like crazy without the brake! Yes Paul, you are right however!

Seen a mates car this morning sideways in some bushes. Seems his g/f was driving, booted it around a round'about it kicked LSD and 180 degree spun up the kirb and plowed into the buhes on the opposite direction they were originally travelling. Mmmm, not good, they are ok and they were lucky how well the car came out of it. Still has some big dents though. Smashed front bumper too.

No, I mean the spoilers on them, they are little and thats how I like them!

Hello all! I used to tell Jeff that his burnouts were good till he got caught or went overboard. Now he doesn't drive at all. Burnouts are ok but get a little tiresome after a while (Narrogin Rev Heads, 2 days pack crammed with them).

Kym, your not getting that wing to are ya???? Oh no. Cars look better with no spoiler or a very small one of the back of the boot, ya know those ones on VL Calais and things where there is no air at all betwwen the boot and the spoiler???

Sheesh, your a little fisty with that golf club then arn't ya! Glad I am not one oy your victims. Just don't play on the Marri Park golf coarse as I ride my horse out in the bush near there and would make a very speedy moving attack for your 2nd shot. You will see one horse go flying off whilst the rider is sitting in the dust behind him!!!:bahaha:

Seeya, I am bored now so I am going to watch this movie.

Oh, a dude died! (On TV I mean.) He was in big debt and left it all to his daughter. What an inheritence hay! Hmm, 31 better then a VN, no, really, 31 is better than ALL cars!

Umm, yeah, I'm sure Paul, whatever you would like to believe!

You said R31 cwap. Hmm, so did he as a matter of fact. I don't know who to yell at first! Nah, he is selling his motorbike and lending me the money!

They are standard wheels off a aussie model R31 Skyline.