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  1. Audio Torque in Rocko just fitted our stereo for us. They made up new door skins and all for $200. There my recommendation
  2. Sneeza, my Roti cowered when we opened the sliding door, wouldn't let anyone near her head and panicked when you picked up a stick. She was also skinny and had 3 litters of pups at 1 1/2 years old. Now she is happy and sterilised. People shouldn't be allowed to breed them at such a young age.
  3. Exactly, all dogs need training and care. If you don't have the time or want to, buy a goldfish.
  4. Got the GTT R34!
  5. I agree with Docile. It has nothing to do with the breed and more to do with how the dog is raised. I have seen many Staffys to and all the one's I have seen have been the world's biggest sooks. My Rotti is funny with other dogs but we got her when she was 1 1/2 as a beaten up skinny dog that had obviusly had no exposure to other dogs as a pup. I love big dogs and it has NOTHING to do with how tough they are. I find that the little poodles etc are normally the most nasty of all. Any dog can be a nice dog so long as it is raised properly and had exposure to other dogs at a young age. In Dave's case, he wasn't doing anything wrong, he had it on a lead and was exercising it. It obviously didn't like the other dog. Things happen but if the Labrador had responsible people that had it on a lead then this sort of thing would never happen. Whole top and bottom of it is that it is common senxe on the owners behalf.
  6. Sorry Troy. Hope it wasn't mine that offended anyone. If it was, then like I said, sorry. I will doube think over ay jokes now.
  7. Tudor will be 100% fine after the op. He will be rideable and never have any repercutions. If an animal (particularily the horse) doesn't want to live, it does die. Horses just roll over, twist there bowel, stomach splits and thats the end, that is why colic is so serious.
  8. Yep, I know EXACTLY what you mean. My options with Tudor is leave him the way he is (coughing ALL the time, can't eat, move or sleep without coughing) as he has a ulcer formed due to his epiglotus not closing properly. Options, $1000 surgery (booked in for that next week) or or put him down. Most would say, he is a 15yo stallion that is not worth that sought of money but even if I only had him for another year and he died, it would have been well worth it.
  9. A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad." When her two tennage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation. Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
  10. Why God Made Eve 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. 7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's dentist's or haircut appointment by himself. 6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb. 5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. 4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools. 3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. 2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone." And, finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve.... 1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
  11. Your Skyline was a work vehicle???? So what else are you looking at getting?
  12. Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open" 20) The cucumber has left the salad. 19) I can see the gun of Navarone. 18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 17) You've got Windows in your laptop. 16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. 15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now. 14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell. 13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... 12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal. 10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! 9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. 8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! 7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 6) Dr. Kimble has escaped! 5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." 4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction... 3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it? AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED... 1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
  13. A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there with dark shades on. She says, ''Excuse me, sir, can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'' He says, ''Ma'am, I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes.'' She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, ''That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line. It's a good all-around rod and reel and it's $20.00.'' She says, ''That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it.'' He walks behind the counter to the register. Just then, the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her— being blind he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, ''That will be $25.50.'' She says, ''But didn't you say it was $20.00?'' He says, ''Yes, ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!"
  14. Here is one for you Troy! There's a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he's a golf fanatic. Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time, gets up very early and golfs all day long. Well this one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet, and goes out to his car to drive to the course. It is raining. It's a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed with the rain and the wind is blowing 50 mph. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. From there he finds it's going to be bad weather all day long. So he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed where he cuddles up to his wife's back, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing
  15. One big questian Dave, WWHHYY??
  16. Oh, that is what it would have been like if I had to put Tudor down. Worse Day Ever List for sure. Well, Tudor is going in Thursday next week and I am going to ask the vet if I can be there when he comes around cuz he will be all scared like. Poor Tudies. Blueys are good, ours that lived to 16 was a Blue Heeler as well.
  17. The shirtls look great! Thank you to everyone who organised them! I felt odd on Saturday with it on and standing around a bunch of V8 Commodores but none the less, 'wear it proudly'!
  18. Probably safer like that anyway. No-one can break into the boot then.
  19. Holy crap! 20497!!! Paul, ok, I know this is your job but it must be your life as well!
  20. Its ok, I found it now.
  21. Where do you fnd this trader rating thingy bob?
  22. At the shops someone just walked past my Corolla and grabbed the strip that runs down the side of the windscreen and tore it up so it was sticking out when we came back to the car. What makes people do that? There is no money to be made by destroying others car for no reason other than to watch the person get P*$#ed off when they come back. Ah well. Rob, hope you find a boot lock at a reasonable price.
  23. Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
  24. Haha, they keep kicken when there healthy. We put ours down as he was blind and to fix it he was gonna probably die under anasthetic anyway. He wasn't happy anymore. He also hated cars so we had a vet come out and put him down at our house so not to distress him at all. Well, $1500 for my vet bill to fix my horse. He is also un rideable for a few months after he has the op. but he is worth it.
  25. SKYL9, I take it you have a major hang up about babies!!!! Niz, you are supposed to stand up for us females!
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