Ha. Never figured you for a bible thumper Andrew. You get far too drunk and have far too much fun for one. Alcohol and fun being the devils playthings and such.
Not baptised, educated exclusively in religious schools, orthodox parents, couldn't pay me to believe in an omnipotent, omnipresent all powerful space zombie named God that created the universe because he was bored one day and threatens me with eternal Hell fire when I die if I don't swear my life to him.
And don't even get me started on creation. Adam and Eve had Kane and Abel, one of them got knocked off by the other, and somehow the rest of humanity spawned from there... Righto.
Greek mythology makes more sense.
When I die, I'll become ashes or worm food. I won't become bonded to the devil for eternity to pay for my worldly sins, nor will I end up in heaven to play with God and some mighty gay looking angels if turn around and repent om my deathbed.