heh, just got done for speeding on the way home from work, just past gepps cross heading north, coming into the 80 zone, i accelerated a little early. whoops.
so i pull over stand behind my car, licence in hand and wait for the lady cop to get out of the car.
me: "how ya doin?"
cop: "not too bad thankyou, i dont think youre gonna be having a good night though, the reason im pulling you over, is you were doing 82 in a 60 zone up there, any particular reason."
me: "yeah, has been a long day at work, up at 6 at work at 10, finished fifteen minutes ago (was about 9pm), not much of an excuse i know."
cop: "*laughs*, fair enough then, still gonna have to fine you unfortunately, got your licence?"
*hands over licence, cop starts copying down details."
cop: "occupation?"
me: "dealer."
*cop gives me a "WTF?" look and laughs."
me: "... heh, yeah, i work at the casino, the actual titles 'croupier', but 'dealer' gets a better reaction out of people."
cop: "ill bet, had me going for a second there."
*hands over fine*
cop: "that'll be $280, the payment options are on t... (cutoff)
me: "...you take cash?"
cop: "... you sure you only deal cards?"
*cue more laughing.*
sucks that i got a fine, but it was cool getting a cop with a sense of humour.