hehe you would love to get something on me, wouldn't you?
Its a long story... but for those who weren't there, here we go.
I was accused of doing something I didn't do (I know what you're thinking... they all say that?).
I was pulled over for getting a 4x4 3.5 ton truck with huge nobby Mickey Thompsons "sideways" between Lonsdale St and Mort St lights (from a standstill) and for speeding.
I politely told him that while I'll admit to accelerating and getting up to speed quickly, I didn't once break traction, or speed and there was no way I had the truck sideways. I told him I was watching my speedo closely and know I didn't get over the speed limit.
I was stopped at the Lonsdale St lights and had to stop again at the Mort street lights... thats the length of the servo there, what 100m? You make your own judgment as to whether I could get the truck sideways in the dry with a heavy tray on it. Better still, ask Mang, Donnan, Mrs Donnan, SteadyEddy and Titan who all witnessed the so called fictitious event. If I did, then I must be a sh!t hot driver
He would not back down and said he had RTA officials in the car who also witnessed me getting the truck sideways.
He took my licence sat in the car for about 5 minutes to where I hopped out to avoid my vocal passenger from saying anything further to jeopardise my case and stood beside him while he and his RTA officials (who couldn't look me in the face for obvious reasons) checked licence, rego etc. He then he got out and said that he wouldn't give me a ticket if I admitted that I had the truck sideways and was speeding. I said that I simply could not admit to something I know I didn't do. I asked him if he had seen the tyres that were on the truck and questioned my ability to get the 4x4 sideways in the dry.
He said he was upset about the black smoke that poured out of the truck when I took off to which I agreed it does do, but explained it is a diesel, he stood there for a few minutes telling me about how many Summernats he's done and then let me go. So I guess deep down he didn't feel right about pinning his false claims on me, especially since its been about 20 years since my last ticket.
I was polite and respectful at all times, but inside was frustrated and fuming at how powerless we are when things like this happen. You can't argue or you get yourself deeper.
Actually, the whole thing reminded me of a joke...
Officer "Here's your ticket"
Victim "you fu<kin low life dirty c#*t"
Officer "you can't say that, I can arrest you for saying that"
victim "oh" *pause* "then what if I think it?"
Officer *long pause* "well then, I don't suppose I can do anything if you think it"
victim "okay, then I think you're a fu<king low life dirty c#*t"