You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible,
hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles an hour,
getting 1 mile per gallon,
sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable Styrofoam containers!
And when I'm done suckin' down those grease ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth on the American flag and then toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side